derpish 

Functional language derived from the word 'derp'. Various components of a sentence are replaced with the word 'derp' and variations of, the extent varying on what is being talked about, and it's perceived level of 'derpishness'.
Sentence meaning is usually understood via context.

Basic noun: derp
Verb: to derp
Basic adjective: derpish or derpy
Adverb: derpity
Conjugations: de and der
Descriptive nouns/adjectives: derpage, derpitude, derpination

Famous film titles: "Where Derps Dare, Derpy Harry,Magnum Derp, The Derp Pool

Famous song titles: What A Derpty Derp by Louis Armstrong

All Steven Seagal films must have every derp derped:
Derper Derp, Derper Derp 2: Derp Derpitory, On Derply Derp
Derpit Derps, Subderped

Famous Quotes:
"To derp, or not to derp"
"Derp ahead, derp my derp"

derpish by Sir El of B May 19, 2008

Whirling Derpish 

The complex, confusing, mind boggling series of mental acrobatics that a person must perform to believe that Donald Trump is anything other than a fat, lazy, stupid con-man who’s only concern is for himself.

“Wow, that guy performed an amazing whirling derpish when asked why he supports a guy who believes in Chinese Hurricane Guns.”

Whirling Derpish by DMacR May 12, 2022

deakin derwishing 

Deakin derwishing is the practice of playing several gaming tables at the same time. A person may be playing roulette, blackjack and dice simultaneously by running from one table to the other placing bets. It can also be said of a person playing several slot machines at the same time

Simon was Deakin derwishing in the casino last night, at one stage he was playing 5 tables at once

That guy can run fast - he has to with all the Deakin derwishing he does!

deakin derwishing by GamblersRamblers February 10, 2014

splerv dervish 

a fat cone spliff (marijuana and tobacco). The thing about a splerv dervish is it has to be smoked by a couple of fucks.

"i want hot fresh donuts for my babyfat, and some splerv dervish to go with my taint"

splerv dervish by ausm Bullocks August 17, 2011

Derishus

(Dee-rih-shush) Funny accented way of saying "delicious" usually used when something is beyond the normal form of delicious. Also used when the person making the description is a super-awesome intellectual person.

This soup is derishus

Derishus by brightmind July 15, 2009

Derpism 

An incredibly stupid joke in which the only laughter comes from the person who told it. This is usually followed by an audible inhalation through the mouth, otherwise know as a Kenny.

Hater #1: Dude, did you hear that Bryant almost crapped his pants?

Hater #2: Yeah dude, I heard you had to make an emergency stop at Waffle House so he could get to a toilet!

Kenny Oliver: Hehe, yeah, we should call him Waffle House! (loud oral inhalation)

Haters 1 and 2: What a Derpism, Kenny is such a dumb fuck!

Derpism by Filthy McNasty October 23, 2005

derishish 

a silly way of saying delicious

natto beans are so derishish

my dad just sent me an email and used the term derishish

derishish by GeeKid June 26, 2010