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Derpism 

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An incredibly stupid joke in which the only laughter comes from the person who told it. This is usually followed by an audible inhalation through the mouth, otherwise know as a Kenny.
Hater #1: Dude, did you hear that Bryant almost crapped his pants?

Hater #2: Yeah dude, I heard you had to make an emergency stop at Waffle House so he could get to a toilet!

Kenny Oliver: Hehe, yeah, we should call him Waffle House! (loud oral inhalation)

Haters 1 and 2: What a Derpism, Kenny is such a dumb fuck!
Derpism by Filthy McNasty October 23, 2005
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Despised Icon 

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A fantastic Montreal deathcore band, with amazing drumming and vocals, especially their pig squeals.
"Damn, that Despised Icon concert was fucking brutal. I moshed like a bitch!"

"I agree, they truly are a fantastic Montreal deathcore band, with amazing drumming and vocals, especially their pig squeals."
Despised Icon by waflhat March 6, 2009

despise 

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To dislike something or someone very much, can be acompanied with overacted emotional responses when subject is noticed.
Peter really despises rap music.
despise by mwaha123 January 23, 2012

derpish 

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Functional language derived from the word 'derp'. Various components of a sentence are replaced with the word 'derp' and variations of, the extent varying on what is being talked about, and it's perceived level of 'derpishness'.
Sentence meaning is usually understood via context.
Basic noun: derp
Verb: to derp
Basic adjective: derpish or derpy
Adverb: derpity
Conjugations: de and der
Descriptive nouns/adjectives: derpage, derpitude, derpination

Famous film titles: "Where Derps Dare, Derpy Harry,Magnum Derp, The Derp Pool

Famous song titles: What A Derpty Derp by Louis Armstrong

All Steven Seagal films must have every derp derped:
Derper Derp, Derper Derp 2: Derp Derpitory, On Derply Derp
Derpit Derps, Subderped

Famous Quotes:
"To derp, or not to derp"
"Derp ahead, derp my derp"
derpish by Sir El of B May 19, 2008

despise 

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more than hate very very strong wordd
omg i just fuckin hat ethat bitch nooo actually its morethen hate i despise herr
despise by Fatboi July 5, 2007

derpiness 

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'derpiness' - noun.

The act of being stupid / silly but generally in an inoffensive way.
Sorry for my derpiness. I wasn't thinking properly!

His derpiness is off the chain today.

Your derpiness is making me laugh.
derpiness by squigglers January 12, 2016
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minimap 

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Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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