to dislike extremely with no reason or foundation; seemingly similar to unfounded prejudice or stupidity
I have just met you, but derpise you.
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Katherine and Alyssa derpise Skype for no apparent reason, except that they think it is annoying.
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Katherine and Alyssa derpise Skype for no apparent reason, except that they think it is annoying.
by HerParties June 10, 2011
Get the derpise mug.An incredibly stupid joke in which the only laughter comes from the person who told it. This is usually followed by an audible inhalation through the mouth, otherwise know as a Kenny.
Hater #1: Dude, did you hear that Bryant almost crapped his pants?
Hater #2: Yeah dude, I heard you had to make an emergency stop at Waffle House so he could get to a toilet!
Kenny Oliver: Hehe, yeah, we should call him Waffle House! (loud oral inhalation)
Haters 1 and 2: What a Derpism, Kenny is such a dumb fuck!
Hater #2: Yeah dude, I heard you had to make an emergency stop at Waffle House so he could get to a toilet!
Kenny Oliver: Hehe, yeah, we should call him Waffle House! (loud oral inhalation)
Haters 1 and 2: What a Derpism, Kenny is such a dumb fuck!
by Filthy McNasty October 23, 2005
Get the Derpism mug.A fantastic Montreal deathcore band, with amazing drumming and vocals, especially their pig squeals.
"Damn, that Despised Icon concert was fucking brutal. I moshed like a bitch!"
"I agree, they truly are a fantastic Montreal deathcore band, with amazing drumming and vocals, especially their pig squeals."
"I agree, they truly are a fantastic Montreal deathcore band, with amazing drumming and vocals, especially their pig squeals."
by waflhat March 6, 2009
To dislike something or someone very much, can be acompanied with overacted emotional responses when subject is noticed.
by mwaha123 January 23, 2012
Get the despise mug.Functional language derived from the word 'derp'. Various components of a sentence are replaced with the word 'derp' and variations of, the extent varying on what is being talked about, and it's perceived level of 'derpishness'.
Sentence meaning is usually understood via context.
Sentence meaning is usually understood via context.
Basic noun: derp
Verb: to derp
Basic adjective: derpish or derpy
Adverb: derpity
Conjugations: de and der
Descriptive nouns/adjectives: derpage, derpitude, derpination
Famous film titles: "Where Derps Dare, Derpy Harry,Magnum Derp, The Derp Pool
Famous song titles: What A Derpty Derp by Louis Armstrong
All Steven Seagal films must have every derp derped:
Derper Derp, Derper Derp 2: Derp Derpitory, On Derply Derp
Derpit Derps, Subderped
Famous Quotes:
"To derp, or not to derp"
"Derp ahead, derp my derp"
Verb: to derp
Basic adjective: derpish or derpy
Adverb: derpity
Conjugations: de and der
Descriptive nouns/adjectives: derpage, derpitude, derpination
Famous film titles: "Where Derps Dare, Derpy Harry,Magnum Derp, The Derp Pool
Famous song titles: What A Derpty Derp by Louis Armstrong
All Steven Seagal films must have every derp derped:
Derper Derp, Derper Derp 2: Derp Derpitory, On Derply Derp
Derpit Derps, Subderped
Famous Quotes:
"To derp, or not to derp"
"Derp ahead, derp my derp"
by Sir El of B May 19, 2008
Get the derpish mug.by Fatboi July 5, 2007
Get the despise mug.Sorry for my derpiness. I wasn't thinking properly!
His derpiness is off the chain today.
Your derpiness is making me laugh.
His derpiness is off the chain today.
Your derpiness is making me laugh.
by squigglers January 12, 2016
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