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derpestrian
A stupid pedestrian.
- Hits the Walk Signal more than once.
- Crosses without a crosswalk at heavy traffic, usually stranding himself on an "island" for many minutes.
- Has not mastered the art of jaywalking.
- Crosses in front of a car who finally gets a break in the traffic he's been wanting to merge with.
Term can be thought of as DERR-pestrian or fake-German like "der pest-rian."
- Hits the Walk Signal more than once.
- Crosses without a crosswalk at heavy traffic, usually stranding himself on an "island" for many minutes.
- Has not mastered the art of jaywalking.
- Crosses in front of a car who finally gets a break in the traffic he's been wanting to merge with.
Term can be thought of as DERR-pestrian or fake-German like "der pest-rian."
Motherfuckin derpestrian!! Crossin' however you please just 'cause you know you could sue me if I hit you. Bitch.
derpestrian by Douglas Young November 13, 2007
Derpism
An incredibly stupid joke in which the only laughter comes from the person who told it. This is usually followed by an audible inhalation through the mouth, otherwise know as a Kenny.
Hater #1: Dude, did you hear that Bryant almost crapped his pants?
Hater #2: Yeah dude, I heard you had to make an emergency stop at Waffle House so he could get to a toilet!
Kenny Oliver: Hehe, yeah, we should call him Waffle House! (loud oral inhalation)
Haters 1 and 2: What a Derpism, Kenny is such a dumb fuck!
Hater #2: Yeah dude, I heard you had to make an emergency stop at Waffle House so he could get to a toilet!
Kenny Oliver: Hehe, yeah, we should call him Waffle House! (loud oral inhalation)
Haters 1 and 2: What a Derpism, Kenny is such a dumb fuck!
Derpism by Filthy McNasty October 23, 2005
Derpstorm
Based on the word derp, a derpstorm is a gathering of a lot of stupid or ignorant people. Derpstorms are often composed of very opinionated and outspoken people, as such people are prone to say or do stupid things.
Derpstorms can be of any size, but particularly small ones are often referred to as a derpdrizzle. Massive derpstorms can sometimes be referred to as a derpicane.
Derpstorms can be of any size, but particularly small ones are often referred to as a derpdrizzle. Massive derpstorms can sometimes be referred to as a derpicane.
derpish
Functional language derived from the word 'derp'. Various components of a sentence are replaced with the word 'derp' and variations of, the extent varying on what is being talked about, and it's perceived level of 'derpishness'.
Sentence meaning is usually understood via context.
Sentence meaning is usually understood via context.
Basic noun: derp
Verb: to derp
Basic adjective: derpish or derpy
Adverb: derpity
Conjugations: de and der
Descriptive nouns/adjectives: derpage, derpitude, derpination
Famous film titles: "Where Derps Dare, Derpy Harry,Magnum Derp, The Derp Pool
Famous song titles: What A Derpty Derp by Louis Armstrong
All Steven Seagal films must have every derp derped:
Derper Derp, Derper Derp 2: Derp Derpitory, On Derply Derp
Derpit Derps, Subderped
Famous Quotes:
"To derp, or not to derp"
"Derp ahead, derp my derp"
Verb: to derp
Basic adjective: derpish or derpy
Adverb: derpity
Conjugations: de and der
Descriptive nouns/adjectives: derpage, derpitude, derpination
Famous film titles: "Where Derps Dare, Derpy Harry,Magnum Derp, The Derp Pool
Famous song titles: What A Derpty Derp by Louis Armstrong
All Steven Seagal films must have every derp derped:
Derper Derp, Derper Derp 2: Derp Derpitory, On Derply Derp
Derpit Derps, Subderped
Famous Quotes:
"To derp, or not to derp"
"Derp ahead, derp my derp"
derpish by Sir El of B May 19, 2008
derpstar
So, you vomited in your shoes, a mesh trashcan with no liner AND your computer..twice. Congratulations you are a derpstar.
derpstar by glioblaster December 1, 2010