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An alternate method of writing "decaff", which commonly means "cool" or "epic"
Did you see that movie? It was so dekaff!
Dekaff by myAlicelol April 9, 2009
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decafficate

To shit your pants after a triple expresso or large amount of caffeine
I decafficated all over the floor in starbucks this morning
decafficate by Bogfresh December 16, 2013

Decaffitated 

Someone secretly switching your coffee to decaf thus rendering you useless.
I was kind of a dick to the guy at starbucks today, I think he may have decaffitated me.
Decaffitated by Craylon Jennings December 14, 2010
v. The act of intentionally denying you caffeine in your drink when you are rude to the barista at Starbucks.
That woman was so rude and demanding, we decaffed her.
Decaffed by Stella Lafayette December 4, 2004

degaffery 

Related to "DGAF." The state, being, condition, or act of not giving a fuck.
Dude, no one showed up to econ Friday. The degaffery was just off the charts.
degaffery by Ella Mae Fayo April 20, 2011

decaffeitated 

When you are overly demanding of the Baristas at Starbucks, you get decaffeitated. Your fancy little douchebag drink will be secretly made without caffeine, and you won't even realize it until it's too late and your arrogant whiny ass is long gone.
Starbucks Customer: I ordered a venti Americano with soy milk, two pumps of hazelnut and caramel in and on and this one has caramel in but not on and it's just nowhere near as good as the ones they make at the other Starbucks where they actually make it right the first time and I don't have to go back and explain.
Starbucks Barista: (smiling) No problem! Let me remake that for you right away! (That's it! You're DECAFFEITATED!)

coffee caffeine decaffeinated decaf Starbucks barista
decaffeitated by SMC1028 December 3, 2010

Decaffinicotarded

Decaffinicotarded is the state of a waking adult with a system devoid of both caffeine and nicotine early in the morning.
4 am

James "Where are the car keys?"

Sandra "Aren't they on the boat?"

James "What boat? We don't have a boat?"

Sandra "What are you talking about? You know not to ask me questions when I am decaffinicotarded!"
Decaffinicotarded by BelleMorte67 February 8, 2013
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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