fucking shitty little bard that thinks hes actually barbatos but is a grandpa that needs to go to bed
cant forget hes addicted to wine
cant forget hes addicted to wine
- "Did you see how cool venti is?"
--"Who? All I know is venti, the wine addicted grandpa."
-"Yeah thats him"
--"Who? All I know is venti, the wine addicted grandpa."
-"Yeah thats him"
by venti u piece of shit come bac November 12, 2020
No this is NOT the Starbucks drink. This is the so called 'Tone-def-bard'. The bard of Mondstadt and barbatos himself. Jean knew from the start and if you stan venti like you hate La Signora.
"Venti that you-"
by genshin_forever March 17, 2021
From the Itaian word "venti" meaning "twenty." A Starbuck's twenty ounce coffee drink is known as a venti.
by Doctor Len October 23, 2005
by EmmaCloudii May 28, 2021
A fictional word that starbucks created to call its largest size of coffee. For all anyone knows it could really mean "goose vomit" or "flatulent penguins"
"I'm going to order a large coffee that costs twice as much as any other large coffee, and feel good about it because calling it venti makes me look smart"
by Oni Ookami Alfador July 12, 2005
by candicenutsfitdownyerthroat June 27, 2021
A wacked metrosexual. A narcassistic male. Not quite gay or hetro. Likes to play as a baby in bed. A real sicko that looks okay on the outside and has superficial charm, but probably has silicon breasts and lip liner in his pockets. Also can be a old fart who thinks he's a youngster. A fake. A con. An idiot with grandiose self-worth.
You see that dude with that skeet sheet, Sherri? She's sucking a venti right there.
Don't go out with that old fart! You'll end up swallowing a venti!
Don't go out with that old fart! You'll end up swallowing a venti!
by victorian ghost July 22, 2006