DeafFish

The use of a dead fish in a ritual commonly used to summon Satan.

The legend of DeafFish is a Russian serial killer that summoned Satan and killed over 1400 people .

Using a deafFish in a ritual is believed to give the witches either incredible vocal talent or the ability to make the perfect lasagna... or they’ll get possesed

“ are you coming to the ritual tonight?”
“ yeh! I’ll bring the deafFish”

by ExposHUre October 11, 2020

deadfish

the act of being non-participatory during sex; i.e., just laying there while you're getting fucked. (This applies to both genders.)

"He just laid there and didn't do anything. He was completely deadfish." "I don't really like having sex with him, so I deadfish hoping he won't like it."

by Dorfner August 18, 2008

deadfish

1) the act of being non-participatory during sex; i.e., just laying there while you're getting fucked. (This applies to both genders.)

2) While offering someone a high five, when the other person goes for the high five, you quickly put the top of your hand down touching the bottom of your hand and yell

deadfish1) he just laid there and didn't do anything. He was completely deadfish." "I don't really like having sex with him, so I deadfish hoping he won't like it."

2) "When our team scored a touchdown, I deadfished my friend by completely faking my high five."

by santanotreal March 16, 2009

draffish

A nigga on Soundcloud that makes some fucking fire beats and claps niggas when they dont join his discord.

Guy1:hey have you heard of draffish.
Guy2: oh yeah hes that dude who makes beats on soundcloud right?
Guy1:Yeah i love his music but he clapped my grandma for not joining his discord server R.I.P Granny Sparkles

by norum July 30, 2019

deadfish

the act of banging your significant other while they are sleeping.

i deadfished dana last night, it was the best.

by adywllias June 11, 2006

deadfish

A slang term for 'lame', 'uncool'.

"Wow, that is so deadfish."

"Becks, that song was deadfish."

by Rachel-Jane May 23, 2008

Deadfishing

When your fisherman distastefully takes you by surprise by prematurely getting his rocks off, but he promptly attempts to cast his limp rod anyway because of his deep infatuation for gettin sum of dat bass.

“Ahhhhhhhh….. oops… Sorry honey, looks like we’re deadfishing again tonight...”

“Ugh, John is always prematurely getting his rocks off… at least he deadfished me for 10 minutes last night.”

by GettinDeadfishedTonight January 22, 2022