decaffeitated 

When you are overly demanding of the Baristas at Starbucks, you get decaffeitated. Your fancy little douchebag drink will be secretly made without caffeine, and you won't even realize it until it's too late and your arrogant whiny ass is long gone.

Starbucks Customer: I ordered a venti Americano with soy milk, two pumps of hazelnut and caramel in and on and this one has caramel in but not on and it's just nowhere near as good as the ones they make at the other Starbucks where they actually make it right the first time and I don't have to go back and explain.
Starbucks Barista: (smiling) No problem! Let me remake that for you right away! (That's it! You're DECAFFEITATED!)

coffee caffeine decaffeinated decaf Starbucks barista

decaffeitated by SMC1028 December 3, 2010

Decaffitated 

Someone secretly switching your coffee to decaf thus rendering you useless.

I was kind of a dick to the guy at starbucks today, I think he may have decaffitated me.

Decaffitated by Craylon Jennings December 14, 2010

decaffitated 

When a person runs around like a chicken with his or her head cut off, due to a lack of caffeine in his or her system.

"Dude, I couldn't even find a clean pair of socks this morning, I was so decaffitated."

decaffitated by Geoff Lilley October 18, 2008

Decaffinated

When an anoyin little thing movin at lightspeed n snipin u on unreal tournament 2004 gets shot th fuck down n pasted into n half way through a wall

TK got Owned.
Decaffinated!

Decaffinated by TTTT2 June 23, 2006

Decaffinated

When someone gets their head cut off.

That dude ran into a clothesline and got his self decaffinated!

Decaffinated by Erik3pt October 14, 2005

decaffeinated prostitution 

When one uses one’s physical beauty to acquire goods and services.

"Hey, Ted has a crush on you, he would fix your car.”
“I’d rather not, that feels like decaffeinated prostitution.”

decaffeinated prostitution by Ms. Elizabeth Price February 21, 2018

decaffeinated 

hardest line from 2008 masterpiece 'killer bean'

"decaffeinated"

decaffeinated by understoodabit October 24, 2023