2 definitions by SMC1028
A shudder of bliss that flows through your entire being, whenever Ben Shapiro uses the word "promulgate" during an episode of the Daily Wire. Repeated use of the word during a single episode is known to cause a wet ass p-word.
"Meanwhile, they continue to promulgate the narrative that everything is fine..." (((spontaneous promulgasm occurs)))
by SMC1028 March 26, 2021
When you are overly demanding of the Baristas at Starbucks, you get decaffeitated. Your fancy little douchebag drink will be secretly made without caffeine, and you won't even realize it until it's too late and your arrogant whiny ass is long gone.
Starbucks Customer: I ordered a venti Americano with soy milk, two pumps of hazelnut and caramel in and on and this one has caramel in but not on and it's just nowhere near as good as the ones they make at the other Starbucks where they actually make it right the first time and I don't have to go back and explain.
Starbucks Barista: (smiling) No problem! Let me remake that for you right away! (That's it! You're DECAFFEITATED!)
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Starbucks Barista: (smiling) No problem! Let me remake that for you right away! (That's it! You're DECAFFEITATED!)
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by SMC1028 December 2, 2010