Decetive

Stupendously moronic/idiotic

You decetive idiot

by Vab July 14, 2020

Bieb Deceived

The equivalent of a Rick Roll on YouTube, but with a Justin Bieber video, instead of Rick Astley.

Can also happen on torrent when you think you are downloading a James Bond movie called "Never Say Never" and then find out it's a Justin Bieber movie.

Not again! I clicked on this video for the iPad 2 preview, and I was Bieb Deceived!

by Vapor S. Thompson March 14, 2011

Deceived Emotions

Fake Feelings, when someone lies to you making you feel like they love or care about you in order to get personal gain over you

That girl don’t really love Chris she’s showing deceived emotions

by popular loner ¡ July 29, 2020

Deceptive Fart

A deceptive fart would be when you are about to fart, and just before the fart leaves your asscheeks, you realize it is in fact Shit. Therefore resulting in you having to clench said bumhole and try to suck the poo up. Can result in failure, where you shit yourself, or excruciating pain.

Robert: "Man I thought I had to fart but I shit myself."
Wesley: "That's the worst deceptive fart ever!"

by 420GanjA420 April 2, 2012

Nipple Deceiver

One who fibs incessantly to the area in or around your titties

He just pulled my shirt down and whispered sweet nothings right into my areolas... It wasn't until it was all over that I realized that he was just Beelzebubing my boobies!

He's such a Nipple Deceiver!

by #SoNotAJames May 3, 2020

We Deceive You Believe

Instead of the standard Faux News line "We report, you decide" this is closer to what they actually do.

Fox News - We Deceive You Believe - the standard operating procedure at Fox News.

by jesster79 January 17, 2006

deceive

deliberately cause (someone) to believe something that is not true, especially for personal gain.

"I didn't intend to deceive people into thinking it was French champagne"

by hxf November 12, 2013