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Mrs. Palm and her five daughters 

Slang for masturbation, frequently used in Australia. (Mrs. Palm = masturbator's palm, 5 daughters = 5 fingers)
"Getting acquainted with Mrs. Palm and her five daughters, I see?"

lock up your daughters 

The phrase is used to suggest a man looks very handsome/dapper and would be able to take advantage of your daughter
When a man walks in to a room wearing a new suit "you better lock up your daughters"

mrs palm and her five lovely daughters

I'm off to visit mrs palm and her five lovely daughters

Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters 

Australian slang for masturbating. 'Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters' refers to a person's hand and when you 'have a date' with Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters you have a wank.
"I've gotta get home and see Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters"

a date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters 

1. n. a wank
You: I've got a date tonight!
Your mate: Yeah I heard! A date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters!

Mrs palmer and her 5 daughters

palmer is palm on hand and 5 daughters are fingers. wank off
i was with mrs palmer and her 5 daughters last night