Daughtress

Daughtress is the object of a father's sexual fantasy Mistress.

My husband is so in love with our daugher, he wishes she were his Mistress; she's his Daughtress!

by DirkyD08057 November 7, 2019

Mrs. Palm and her five daughters

Slang for masturbation, frequently used in Australia. (Mrs. Palm = masturbator's palm, 5 daughters = 5 fingers)

"Getting acquainted with Mrs. Palm and her five daughters, I see?"

by anon August 18, 2003

lock up your daughters

The phrase is used to suggest a man looks very handsome/dapper and would be able to take advantage of your daughter

When a man walks in to a room wearing a new suit "you better lock up your daughters"

by Bobbysez May 15, 2016

mrs palm and her five lovely daughters

yet another phrase for spanking the monkey, five knuckle shuffle etc

I'm off to visit mrs palm and her five lovely daughters

by internetpseud February 8, 2009

Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters

Australian slang for masturbating. 'Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters' refers to a person's hand and when you 'have a date' with Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters you have a wank.

"I've gotta get home and see Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters"

by aneurysm1985 December 23, 2004

a date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters

1. n. a wank

You: I've got a date tonight!
Your mate: Yeah I heard! A date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters!

by Anonymous January 8, 2003

Mrs palmer and her 5 daughters

palmer is palm on hand and 5 daughters are fingers. wank off

i was with mrs palmer and her 5 daughters last night

by haha darrennnnnn October 18, 2008