palmer

Another term for a 'hand job'.
So I was getting a palmer the other night from this chick I know, and her dad walked in...
by Josh Fuller October 10, 2006
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sexy, hott, guy u wanna do
james palmer is a hot guy
by shelly chambless December 07, 2005
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the guy in your group that pretends he is dumber then he actually is. Often he will say shit that does not make sense to try and get a laugh but results in him being chirped.
jordan: i wanna go out tonight and get smashed ttyl

Ryan: its monday night

greg: fking palmer
by wespalms February 24, 2009
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palmer, often used to describe a gay monkey
that guy is a palmer
by jogohab October 01, 2006
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To get friends excited about one's committed attendance, only to destroy their happiness by finding a lame reason to not actually show up.
Don't worry Mike, I'm not going to "Palmer" your wedding.
by Meatblast March 03, 2016
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a small ass town in mass where nobody seems to hear about and where many many many people smoke pot. its very boring there is nothing to do not even crime there. there is a "gang" LTB but there just fags who like to ride a bike (no not like a ninja a bike..) they dont even do shit.
me: palmer is fucking stupid and boring
you: ya i know its horrible id rather live in a shithole sometimes...
me: well at least thered be something going on.
by gffghgfshfghfh October 15, 2009
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another word for anabolic steroids. underground word for human growth hormone.
synonyms: roids, juice, stuff, sauce, slop
joe: you are looking hella ripped bro
sam: thanks
joe: have you been working out a lot?
sam: not really, but palmer builds muscles a lot faster
by His Litle Frend April 30, 2009
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