Daughterist

Definition: A parent (person) who shows discrimination between their daughters.

Adjective: Displays of discrimination or prejudice between your daughters, favoring one daughter over the other or calling them your other daughter's name.

Dad you're such a daughterist, you let my sister have the bigger slice of cake.

Dad you're such a daughterist, that's not my name! that's my sister's.

Daughterist by wHoNiVeRsE July 3, 2017

Mrs. Palm and her five daughters 

Slang for masturbation, frequently used in Australia. (Mrs. Palm = masturbator's palm, 5 daughters = 5 fingers)

"Getting acquainted with Mrs. Palm and her five daughters, I see?"

Mrs. Palm and her five daughters by anon August 18, 2003

lock up your daughters 

The phrase is used to suggest a man looks very handsome/dapper and would be able to take advantage of your daughter

When a man walks in to a room wearing a new suit "you better lock up your daughters"

lock up your daughters by Bobbysez May 15, 2016

mrs palm and her five lovely daughters

yet another phrase for spanking the monkey, five knuckle shuffle etc

I'm off to visit mrs palm and her five lovely daughters

mrs palm and her five lovely daughters by internetpseud February 8, 2009

Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters 

Australian slang for masturbating. 'Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters' refers to a person's hand and when you 'have a date' with Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters you have a wank.

"I've gotta get home and see Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters"

Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters by aneurysm1985 December 23, 2004

a date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters 

1. n. a wank

You: I've got a date tonight!
Your mate: Yeah I heard! A date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters!

a date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters by Anonymous January 8, 2003

Mrs palmer and her 5 daughters

palmer is palm on hand and 5 daughters are fingers. wank off

i was with mrs palmer and her 5 daughters last night

Mrs palmer and her 5 daughters by haha darrennnnnn October 18, 2008