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Dark Lord 

There's approximately 745.3 Dark Lords in literature and pop-culture. I'll give you a run down of three (with a special guest at the end,) in order of creation.

Lord Sauron.
AKA: The Lord of the Rings, The Enemy, The Great Eye, The Dark Lord.
Traits: Bizarre ring fetish, kickass Mace of Pwnage, kickass minions of pwnosity.

Darth Vader
AKA: Anakin Skywalker, Lord Vader, The Dark Lord, James Earl Jones.
Traits: Lightsaber. Hell, everyone loves lightsabers... THE FORCE! Quotability to the max.

Lord Voldemort
AKA: You Know Who, The Dark Lord, He Who Must Not Be Named, Tom Riddle, Ralph Fiennes.
Traits: Bitchin' snake familiar, Near immortality due to splitting his soul, uh... cool eyes?

George W. Bush
AKA: Dubbyuh, Bushy, Bushy junior.
Traits: Horrible public speaking skills, inheriting the uncanny ability from his father to bring war to America, funny, sticky-outty ears.
I am the founder of the Dark Lord's union, PH34R MY 1337 H4xx0RZ $K!LLZ
Dark Lord by Alexander Girard January 11, 2006

dark lord bill 

Bill Gates himself
d00d, i pirated xp and ripped off dark lord bill!
dark lord bill by neoprint April 27, 2004

The Dark Lord Chin Chin 

The dark Lord Chin Chin is the god of all people.
all hail The Dark Lord Chin Chin.

dark lord of the sith 

dark lord of the sith was the leader of the sith empire in the days before darth bane, after darth bane (who made the rule of two) both two sith where the dark lord of the sith, and if you don't know who the sith where, they are a gang in star wars who carry around laser swords
star wars begginer: what is a dark lord of the sith
star wars nerd: dark lord of the sith was the leader of the sith empire in the days before darth bane, after darth bane (who made the rule of two) both two sith where the dark lord of the sith
star wars fan but not nerd: google it

dark lord jesus

When Jesus decides to pull a Morgan freeman So he can fuck black bitches
john: Man Dark lord Jesus sure is one for them black bitches
dark lord jesus by I_No_Gay_Boi December 1, 2017

darknord 

n.
-an extremely dorky person
-one who is a lord of the dorks

ie:dork lord

adj,
-someone who is behaving very dorkily/dorkish
Stacy should've known that Johnny was a total darknord by the way he sent his mom to invite her to prom.

Steve Jobs dresses traditionally in darknord attire.
darknord by stoneybaloney October 24, 2011
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The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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