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Daniel m 

Loves to play with bootys and his own. Sometimes jerks off on Tuesday’s and sometimes Fridays other times every single day, his mom is nice. He loves girls. Like he thinks about them when he sleeps. He is the moistened version of Charlie sheen because he was just born 13 years ago but he has 1 Year. Has a twin who hates Jews

daniel m 

fatass black fatass fatass fatass fatass big fatass who gets angry when you take his Cheetos. and tells Mrs. Boss. and Davison. he also crys when you take his food. but also he sucks ball sacks at snapping
shayian: is that Daniel m?
the squad: eww nigga that black astronaut aint nobody like him hes fat as fuck niggaaaaa
daniel m by nigger4141 February 23, 2020

daniela melchior 

- portuguese actress known for her role as ratcatcher 2 in the suicide squad movie (2021)
- rat queen
- love rats
- humble & down to earth
- funny asf

- gorgeous
- a very cool person
- deserves all the love in this world

- a real woman!!

DANIELA SLANDER? NOT ON MY WATCH!

*daniela if you see this, i love you <3
person : “how many times are you going to watch daniela melchior as ratcatcher 2?”

me : “yes”

tasteless person : “daniela melchior is ugl-”
me : *tapes mouth* “ literally shut up. shut up. lying is a sin and stop spreading false information”

person : “do you want to watch this movie with me?”

me : “does daniela melchior as cleo cazo appears in it?”

person : “wtf who is that?”

me : “then NO”

a relative at family reunion : “do you have a girlfriend?”

me : “yeah ofc”
a relative at family reunion : “whoa! whats her name?”

me : “daniela melchior :’)”

Daniel m 

Daniel is a caring and loving person very kind and forgiving, also hella fat n shit he hela neggative bruh, like you buy him McDonald's and he says "thanks" but like an hour later he's like" f*ck u dude why didn't you buy me and soda for that McDonald's " so don't buy him food cus he ain't gonna be thankful nigga and the first things I said was a lie
Daniel, the most negative person Eva like Eva man wtf. Daniel means strafner
Daniel m by Strafner August 26, 2018

María Daniela

A person who is creative, smart and kind. Don't like unfairness and always try to stop them. They are so friendly but can be mean if the want.
She is a María Daniela cause she always wants justice
María Daniela by anonymous November 24, 2021

Daniel moment 

To have a Daniel moment, would be to tell a joke to people, thinking that It's funny, when it Isn't, and nobody laughs at it.
Daniel: hey guys, why did the chicken cross the road

Group of friends: I don't know Daniel, why?

Daniel: to get to the other side hahahahahahhaha
*there is a brief silence*
Group of friends: yeah man, that's a Daniel moment