Dangerbeat

The act of masturbating when someone could find you at any time (ie: in the kitchen), the aim being to finish before you are found.

Guy #1:Dude, I'm going to the store, I'll be back in 5 minutes.

Guy #2: dangerbeats

by OrsonHunter September 13, 2010

dangurbation

The sport of masturbating with danger imminent.

"I was dangurbating in the back seat last night when my dad was driving. After I finished, I asked my mom for a tissue. How's that for dangurbation?"

by KarArkRak February 5, 2010

Dangerbate

Masturbating while at great risk of being discovered. Usually this involves being in close quarters with family members, people of the opposite sex, or anyone who would generally be upset when finding out. It is often evidence of social prowess to have completed the act and is frequently boasted about with friends later. The more dangerous the situation, the more street cred you get.

Alex: Last night I dangerbated with my mom, dad, and nicole all in the car with me.

Matt: How'd you pull that one off?

Alex: They were watching veggietales and the volume was loud enough that it wasn't that big of a problem.

Matt: Dap!

by Hrethic September 19, 2009

Dancerbate

To dance all alone for your own self-gratification.

I like to watch myself in the mirror when I dancerbate.

by DrumDog November 17, 2006

dangerball

A game played using a small bouncy ball. 3 or me people must be confined in a small area. Then, with little or no light, each person takes it in turn to throw the ball as hard as possible into a wall or ceiling. If you don't get hit, you win. Repeat for jokes and cokes.

Yo Bill, you wanna play some dangerball with me and Johsnon?

YEH MAN

by imamazed January 1, 2008

dangerball

A drinking game that is similar to beerpong, but has some dangerous twists. You have an extra cup that rests on top of the other cups (the dangercup) and when that cup is made your team has to take a shot of alcohol. There are also two dangerballs that rest on top of the cups that can get knocked in.

Guy1: Dude, I'm sick of beerpong
Guy2: Let's play some dangerball then
Guy1: That's dangerous

by Robert Bacon November 8, 2007

Dangercat

a female who is overly sexually aggressive while under the influence of alcohol.

Dangercatting - v - when a female makes sexual advances aggressively.

After the bar last night sarah kept trying to make out with me, she dangercatted me!"

do you see the way that girl is eating that banana she is totally a dangercat

by mrh002 January 21, 2010