dangerection

the potential erection at inappropriate times.

apply when: thinking of a hot girl while in the locker room, thinking of hot girls while getting Communion from priest, when your drunk non-attractive gal pal lies on your lap...

Katie is like a sister to me...so when she was about to lay her head in my lap, I was worried about dangerection.

by no comma momma May 13, 2010

Dangerection

An erection caused by a dangerous event or action.

Running from the cops last night gave me a bit of a dangerection.

by Kepfett December 28, 2010