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Dangerbate 

Masturbating while at great risk of being discovered. Usually this involves being in close quarters with family members, people of the opposite sex, or anyone who would generally be upset when finding out. It is often evidence of social prowess to have completed the act and is frequently boasted about with friends later. The more dangerous the situation, the more street cred you get.
Alex: Last night I dangerbated with my mom, dad, and nicole all in the car with me.

Matt: How'd you pull that one off?

Alex: They were watching veggietales and the volume was loud enough that it wasn't that big of a problem.

Matt: Dap!
Dangerbate by Hrethic September 19, 2009

Dangercat 

a female who is overly sexually aggressive while under the influence of alcohol.

Dangercatting - v - when a female makes sexual advances aggressively.
After the bar last night sarah kept trying to make out with me, she dangercatted me!"

do you see the way that girl is eating that banana she is totally a dangercat
Dangercat by mrh002 January 21, 2010

DangerMouth 

Used to describe a person, usually fat, who uses his mouth to start trouble but ends up running away when a conflict erupts. Also uses his mouth to be loud and obnoxious which annoys others and starts trouble which he runs away from again.
"DangerMouth was at it again last night, started gobbing off then when the fight broke out he wobbled off to the nearest taxi"
DangerMouth by Hissing Sid June 15, 2006

dangerection 

the potential erection at inappropriate times.

apply when: thinking of a hot girl while in the locker room, thinking of hot girls while getting Communion from priest, when your drunk non-attractive gal pal lies on your lap...
Katie is like a sister to me...so when she was about to lay her head in my lap, I was worried about dangerection.

dangermaz 

The act of masturbating in a public, or dangerous place, adding an element of danger to the act in question.
When I went on holiday to Iraq I had a dangermaz every day.
dangermaz by neggatron September 17, 2007

Dangerkat 

Someone you absolutely despite yet still want to bang regardless. Whether for vengeful or selfish purposes.
She's nothing but a dangerkat to me now
Dangerkat by the perfect machine January 4, 2010