Dangerbate 

Masturbating while at great risk of being discovered. Usually this involves being in close quarters with family members, people of the opposite sex, or anyone who would generally be upset when finding out. It is often evidence of social prowess to have completed the act and is frequently boasted about with friends later. The more dangerous the situation, the more street cred you get.

Alex: Last night I dangerbated with my mom, dad, and nicole all in the car with me.

Matt: How'd you pull that one off?

Alex: They were watching veggietales and the volume was loud enough that it wasn't that big of a problem.

Matt: Dap!

Dangerbate by Hrethic September 19, 2009

dangerbate 

Shouting "MAW" then whipping it out. Toying with it until finale. Wet Mess.

Boredom strikes. Door left open. Maw downstairs. "MAW".... WHACK WHACK WHACK

dangerbate by Rossko May 10, 2005

dangurbation 

The sport of masturbating with danger imminent.

"I was dangurbating in the back seat last night when my dad was driving. After I finished, I asked my mom for a tissue. How's that for dangurbation?"

dangurbation by KarArkRak February 5, 2010

Angerbate 

to masturbate while really mad
to jerk off when pissed off

i angerbate when i get spammed in mortal kombat

"Dude where'd you go last night"

"i left to go angerbate, that one kid was pissing me off"

Angerbate by fuzzywuzzy686 September 5, 2011

Angerbate 

The act of masturbating with no respect for your genitalia.

perhaps by...

Male: Jerking off until your dick bleeds then slamming your balls in a door.

Female: A 40 grit sandpaper dildo.

"I havn't got laid in so long I don't think I'll ever get laid again... I'm gonna go home and Angerbate!"

Angerbate by dexredhead April 3, 2009

Dancerbate 

To dance all alone for your own self-gratification.

I like to watch myself in the mirror when I dancerbate.

Dancerbate by DrumDog November 17, 2006

dangerwake 

The act of ejaculating on a person's face to wake them up

"Wake up Steph, or i will dangerwake you up!"

dangerwake by SexPistol December 19, 2008