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Dangerbate 

Masturbating while at great risk of being discovered. Usually this involves being in close quarters with family members, people of the opposite sex, or anyone who would generally be upset when finding out. It is often evidence of social prowess to have completed the act and is frequently boasted about with friends later. The more dangerous the situation, the more street cred you get.
Alex: Last night I dangerbated with my mom, dad, and nicole all in the car with me.

Matt: How'd you pull that one off?

Alex: They were watching veggietales and the volume was loud enough that it wasn't that big of a problem.

Matt: Dap!
Dangerbate by Hrethic September 19, 2009

Dancerbate 

To dance all alone for your own self-gratification.
I like to watch myself in the mirror when I dancerbate.
Dancerbate by DrumDog November 17, 2006

dangerwake 

The act of ejaculating on a person's face to wake them up
"Wake up Steph, or i will dangerwake you up!"
dangerwake by SexPistol December 19, 2008

dangerball 

A game played using a small bouncy ball. 3 or me people must be confined in a small area. Then, with little or no light, each person takes it in turn to throw the ball as hard as possible into a wall or ceiling. If you don't get hit, you win. Repeat for jokes and cokes.
Yo Bill, you wanna play some dangerball with me and Johsnon?

YEH MAN
dangerball by imamazed January 1, 2008

dangerball 

A drinking game that is similar to beerpong, but has some dangerous twists. You have an extra cup that rests on top of the other cups (the dangercup) and when that cup is made your team has to take a shot of alcohol. There are also two dangerballs that rest on top of the cups that can get knocked in.
Guy1: Dude, I'm sick of beerpong
Guy2: Let's play some dangerball then
Guy1: That's dangerous
dangerball by Robert Bacon November 8, 2007

Dangerade 

Gatorade G2 and vodka with a splash of 5 hour energy.
Dangerade

Are you thirsty but also want to get typsy? Well then make a dangerade!

Staying hydrated with a low calorie alcoholic beverage.
Perfect for after or before sporting events such as hockey, sledding and ATV'ing
Dangerade by jlo17 December 4, 2013
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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