He's that type of guy that absolutely sucks at everything but still succeeds because of pure luck and bullshit reasons. He somehow has a six pack even though he hates fruit and doesn't get off his ass all day. Despite all of this, he has simps and he is a furry and fucks animals
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Now you get on the phone with Kimbrough, tell him what happened and tell him to get another plane down here, but this time, the good one - the Ted Danson plane.
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"So we were on a boat playing a game of "What's Odds" when grant went Full Danson and had to do a Butt Chugg"
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