Danason

He's that type of guy that absolutely sucks at everything but still succeeds because of pure luck and bullshit reasons. He somehow has a six pack even though he hates fruit and doesn't get off his ass all day. Despite all of this, he has simps and he is a furry and fucks animals

omg did you see how hot Danason is

Danason by gangalow December 12, 2021

Danson 

Used in a situation of absolute awesomeness, or if you prefer 'Dansonness', in tribute to the greatness that is Ted Danson, star of such films as Getting Even With Dad, Loch Ness and the tv cult series Cheers.

Oh my God, that's totally danson!

Danson to the max!

Danson by Rooker April 30, 2008

Danaconda 

a guy named Dan with a rather large member

jane says WOW Danaconda thats the biggest one eyed snake i'e ever seen

Danaconda by superthug_66 August 20, 2008

Danazon

A tall red-headed woman with a strong personality, violent mood swings and a sharp wit. Also possessing a weakness for short balding meterosexuals and small wounded animals.

"Patrick, what are you doing tonight?"
"I've got a hot date with the danazon."

Danazon by Shanxy November 6, 2011

ted danson 

Comical adjective used to describe an exclusive or luxury item. Used upon receiving an item to express a desire for a better version to satisfy one’s inflated ego. From the Seinfeld episode “The Finale” where George, expressing disgust at being given a small private plane, wants the same plane that Ted Danson would be given.

Now you get on the phone with Kimbrough, tell him what happened and tell him to get another plane down here, but this time, the good one - the Ted Danson plane.

ted danson by C Provencal April 29, 2008

danisonfire 

Danisnotonfire's secret alter ego. He is secretly on fire and won't tell anybody

Who is danisonfire anyway?

danisonfire by Porgeden December 11, 2016

Full Danson 

To go the extra step in stupidity to reach a point where your friends think you are mentally challenged.

"So we were on a boat playing a game of "What's Odds" when grant went Full Danson and had to do a Butt Chugg"

Full Danson by TruckerSaurus October 11, 2016