Danaconda
Danaconda by superthug_66 August 20, 2008
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DanAconda
After watching snakes on a plane. Daniel got turned on and I rode his Danaconda, Hitting my head of the roof in the process.
DanAconda by Simon galaxy November 12, 2014
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Panaconda
A defecation so satisfying its resemble a large ophidian staring back at you. A pan-snake or coiled monster dump.
Panaconda by terrormask grid July 19, 2012
colt anaconda
a large frame double-action revolver featuring a full length under-barrel ejection-rod lug and six round cylinder, designed and produced by the Colt's Manufacturing Company. Chambered for the powerful .44 Magnum and .45 Colt center fire ammunition cartridges, the Anaconda marked the Hartford, Connecticut firm’s first foray into the popular large-boreMagnum pistolmarket.Introduced in 1990
handsome guy:(walking at the street)
Gay:hey handsome want me to blow your piece?
handsome guy:sure i hope you get the"exploding result"
(the gay doesn't know about the cocked colt anaconda and he thinks it's his cock)
gay:oh my your rod is huge (then he opened the zipper and)
handsome guy:bye ass face(the gun is inside the gays mouth and he pulled the trigger)here is your exploding result
Gay:hey handsome want me to blow your piece?
handsome guy:sure i hope you get the"exploding result"
(the gay doesn't know about the cocked colt anaconda and he thinks it's his cock)
gay:oh my your rod is huge (then he opened the zipper and)
handsome guy:bye ass face(the gun is inside the gays mouth and he pulled the trigger)here is your exploding result
colt anaconda by marlnatomine August 14, 2010
Underwear Anaconda
Underwear Anaconda by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016
flaming anaconda
When one set's fire to his partner's pubic hairs then proceeds to engage in intercourse (vaginal/anal) whilst the hairs are still on fire.
Will: Hey Debbie!
Debbie: Hey Will!
Will: Wanna come over so I can flaming anaconda your asshole?
Debbie: I'd love to but I shaved my crack this morning, next week?
Will: Sure
Debbie: Hey Will!
Will: Wanna come over so I can flaming anaconda your asshole?
Debbie: I'd love to but I shaved my crack this morning, next week?
Will: Sure
flaming anaconda by Bob Davis 321 March 8, 2017
Anaconda Death Choke
when one is getting head, he wraps his balls around the other person's neck and shoves his dick down their throat
Anaconda Death Choke by iheartbjs March 23, 2009
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