Dabtarded 

Dabtarded.
When one finds him or herself so fried off of them dabs that his or her brain stops working in smart mode and begins functioning in retard mode. The Word, is Dabtarded. It is no longer the bird. It's Dabtarded

Jo - Man I just Hit a dab an now I am hella dabtarded.
Tom - Shut tf up you fucking dabtard.

Dabtarded by Atotalfuckingdabtard7 February 26, 2019

Dotarded 

Adjective used to describe a brash and ill-conceived action with potentially disastrous consequences committed by an individual in a position of great authority, but who is of questionable cognitive faculties.

Though originally from the relatively obscure English literary term "dotard", referring to a senile individual, the term was revived in late 2017 when it was used by North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un to describe US president Donald J Trump.

Alternatively, the term "dotarded" can also be interpreted as a portmanteau of "Donald" and "retarded".

Michael: "I'm not convinced that Donald Trump's foreign policy strategy of out-crazying the world's most brutal and unstable dictators isn't going to work"
Lilly: "You can't be serious. Playing nuclear chicken with Kim Jon Un is f*cking dotarded, and may very well end up causing World War III and the end of humanity as we know it"
Michael: "Yeah. True. I got nothing."

Dotarded by Gruffalo Soldier September 23, 2017

Dubtarded

The act of being obsesed with only dub/dubstep and convinced that all other music is simply "not woblley enough".

Irene wont go to the club with me because they dont play Dubstep." "I know its all she listens to now i think shes Dubtarded

Dubtarded by Snake Plisken Sparkles May 17, 2011

Jabtarded

When someone is convinced getting the covid 19 vaccine will keep them safe and in some cases think the vaccine itself is 100% safe.

My boss thinks getting the covid vaccine will keep him from getting covid.

He's so jabtarded.

Jabtarded by Trojanman November 28, 2021

Detarded 

The act of being so stupid/retarded that it makes one who is retarded a genious.

Jim: "That guy eating dried concrete is detarded."
Joe: "True that."

Detarded by Michael Atchison April 27, 2006

Djavtarded 

when a person does something so amazingly awesome and stupid at the same time

Or

When a person does something amazingly awesome and pointless

keeping baby chickens in your backyard for a year is Djavtarded

Going to circus school is djavtarded

Djavtarded by Moritz-stieffl April 28, 2009

Dab-tarded 

Generally college students going through a serious and tragic phase of taking dabs, in which they are in a constant state of being beligerantly high all the time; resulting in many failures when it comes to deadlines and life.

"Man we were so dab-tarded last year I don't know how we found a house and signed a lease."

Dab-tarded by thedabqueenherself April 1, 2013