daltarted

To present a sub-standard amount of brain power infinite amount of time, but yet continuing to act of the highest honors.

Jack: Dalton you need to be more responsible.
Dalton: I handed the assignment in ,its just not online yet.
Jack:You are sooooo Daltarted.
Dalton:No, i am a very bright youngman.

by JISLORD November 6, 2010

dartarded

Dartarded is when someone is retarded but dont actually have a mental illness.

I just got a 46 precent on my test i feel dartarded.
1.whats 10 x 50? 2. 400. 3. what a dartard

by Braeden92 June 14, 2007

dalorted

Similar to the word 'deleted',
bastardized by Kenny of rG.

OH SHI-

My thread was dalorted!

by MuffinSoup November 6, 2007

Daytarded

When you don't recognize a place in the daytime because you've only been there at night, drunk.

"Brendon and I drove down Main Street looking for my car the next morning and we couldn't find it because we didn't recognize anything since we've only been there at night when we were hammered. Total case of Daytardedness"

by Absolut Ang April 13, 2010

Distarted

An adjective or noun meaning someone who is distracted and acting completely retarted.

Like when you are doing something stupid but don't know that you are doing it because you are paying attention to something else. OR you are being distracted doing something retarted

"Don't you have to go now?" Guy
"Uh, I did but my mom is being distarted." Girl
"Oooh." Guy
"Yea, she is distracted watching tv." Girl
"But that means she is distracted not distarted?" Guy
"No, she is watching Twilight." Girl
"Oh, I see how she is being retarted." Guy

by Azivin December 3, 2009

duhtarted

some one who is a dork
say duh all the time
and totaly spaces out!

"Huh What Wait What????
God I Totaly Forgot!!!!!
Duh! Im So duhtarted!!!!

by Alisha (coffeeshake) April 10, 2008

Dabtarded

Dabtarded.
When one finds him or herself so fried off of them dabs that his or her brain stops working in smart mode and begins functioning in retard mode. The Word, is Dabtarded. It is no longer the bird. It's Dabtarded

Jo - Man I just Hit a dab an now I am hella dabtarded.
Tom - Shut tf up you fucking dabtard.

by Atotalfuckingdabtard7 February 26, 2019