daltarted

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To present a sub-standard amount of brain power infinite amount of time, but yet continuing to act of the highest honors.

Jack: Dalton you need to be more responsible.
Dalton: I handed the assignment in ,its just not online yet.
Jack:You are sooooo Daltarted.
Dalton:No, i am a very bright youngman.

daltarted by JISLORD November 6, 2010

Words you can keep

dartarded

Dartarded is when someone is retarded but dont actually have a mental illness.

I just got a 46 precent on my test i feel dartarded.
1.whats 10 x 50? 2. 400. 3. what a dartard

dartarded by Braeden92 June 14, 2007

Related Words

daltarted • daltar the destroyer • dalorted • dartarded • Daytarded • Deetarted • Detarted • Distarted • duhtarted • Dab-tarded

dalorted

Similar to the word 'deleted',
bastardized by Kenny of rG.

OH SHI-

My thread was dalorted!

dalorted by MuffinSoup November 6, 2007

Daytarded

When you don't recognize a place in the daytime because you've only been there at night, drunk.

"Brendon and I drove down Main Street looking for my car the next morning and we couldn't find it because we didn't recognize anything since we've only been there at night when we were hammered. Total case of Daytardedness"

Daytarded by Absolut Ang April 13, 2010

Distarted

An adjective or noun meaning someone who is distracted and acting completely retarted.

Like when you are doing something stupid but don't know that you are doing it because you are paying attention to something else. OR you are being distracted doing something retarted

"Don't you have to go now?" Guy
"Uh, I did but my mom is being distarted." Girl
"Oooh." Guy
"Yea, she is distracted watching tv." Girl
"But that means she is distracted not distarted?" Guy
"No, she is watching Twilight." Girl
"Oh, I see how she is being retarted." Guy

Distarted by Azivin December 3, 2009

duhtarted

some one who is a dork
say duh all the time
and totaly spaces out!

"Huh What Wait What????
God I Totaly Forgot!!!!!
Duh! Im So duhtarted!!!!

duhtarted by Alisha (coffeeshake) April 10, 2008

Dabtarded

Dabtarded.
When one finds him or herself so fried off of them dabs that his or her brain stops working in smart mode and begins functioning in retard mode. The Word, is Dabtarded. It is no longer the bird. It's Dabtarded

Jo - Man I just Hit a dab an now I am hella dabtarded.
Tom - Shut tf up you fucking dabtard.

Dabtarded by Atotalfuckingdabtard7 February 26, 2019

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026