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Dear DabTards.

What Is a DabTard?

DabTards are like Stoners except theyre about twice as Retarded. Its possible for Someone to Smoke Dabs without being consitered a true DabTard, However all true DabTards will Smoke Dabs.(Usually erryday, non stop, no drought. Unless they're pussies in that case they're not Dabtards).
"Jo said to Tom

"Yo I just rippta MF Dab tha size of a candy apple my Dude. Got so Dabtarded I loss me pants somewhere.".

Tom replied to Jo Defensively.

"Your such a fucking Dabtard bro.
Dabtard by Atotalfuckingdabtard7 February 27, 2019
A person that watches dubbed anime and thinks it's the best way to watch it because "you don't have to read"
Owen: Did you hear Zack is a dubtard?

Tom: I fucking hate Zack now.
Dubtard by Erik Henry July 13, 2018
Related Words
The act of being obsesed with only dub/dubstep and convinced that all other music is simply "not woblley enough".
Irene wont go to the club with me because they dont play Dubstep." "I know its all she listens to now i think shes Dubtarded

dick dastardly 

The fictional character from Wacky Races who always loses. He continuously tries to set traps for other racers which do not work. Perhaps stupidly, whenever he gets ahead in a race he attempts to set a trap for the other racers rather than keeping on going and winning outright. Has a dog minion called Muttley. Drives the Mean Machine
Ehehehehe! Now I will put this long cheesewire between these trees so that whoever gets through is sliced in half! Eheheheh! Oh no! Prof. Pat Pending is blowing it away with another crazy invention! He's blown me into the air! ARGH! MUTTLEY!!! DO SOMETHING!!!
dick dastardly by Jammers August 30, 2005
someone who cannot tell their own two feet from their hands.
"I'm smarter than you so I use big words like dastard to describe myself."
dastard by papaya January 30, 2005
fucking dartard
dartard by VFperfect September 27, 2011
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