Djavtarded 

when a person does something so amazingly awesome and stupid at the same time

Or

When a person does something amazingly awesome and pointless

keeping baby chickens in your backyard for a year is Djavtarded

Going to circus school is djavtarded

Djavtarded by Moritz-stieffl April 28, 2009

dartarded 

Dartarded is when someone is retarded but dont actually have a mental illness.

I just got a 46 precent on my test i feel dartarded.
1.whats 10 x 50? 2. 400. 3. what a dartard

dartarded by Braeden92 June 14, 2007

Daytarded 

When you don't recognize a place in the daytime because you've only been there at night, drunk.

"Brendon and I drove down Main Street looking for my car the next morning and we couldn't find it because we didn't recognize anything since we've only been there at night when we were hammered. Total case of Daytardedness"

Daytarded by Absolut Ang April 13, 2010

Davetarded 

a total gay idiot, who's really annoying and really really ugly and cant spell for shit, who has a spastic family. who has rank teeth and breath and fucks up everything he does, who wanks all the time and pisses himself outside the movies, and really really loves lube..

"dont u dare say im ugly"
"okay your davetarded"

Davetarded by harrylc October 17, 2008

Dabtarded 

Dabtarded.
When one finds him or herself so fried off of them dabs that his or her brain stops working in smart mode and begins functioning in retard mode. The Word, is Dabtarded. It is no longer the bird. It's Dabtarded

Jo - Man I just Hit a dab an now I am hella dabtarded.
Tom - Shut tf up you fucking dabtard.

Dabtarded by Atotalfuckingdabtard7 February 26, 2019