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Davetarded 

a total gay idiot, who's really annoying and really really ugly and cant spell for shit, who has a spastic family. who has rank teeth and breath and fucks up everything he does, who wanks all the time and pisses himself outside the movies, and really really loves lube..
"dont u dare say im ugly"
"okay your davetarded"
Davetarded by harrylc October 17, 2008

Detarded 

The act of being so stupid/retarded that it makes one who is retarded a genious.
Jim: "That guy eating dried concrete is detarded."
Joe: "True that."
Detarded by Michael Atchison April 27, 2006

Djavtarded 

when a person does something so amazingly awesome and stupid at the same time

Or

When a person does something amazingly awesome and pointless
keeping baby chickens in your backyard for a year is Djavtarded

Going to circus school is djavtarded
Djavtarded by Moritz-stieffl April 28, 2009

Detarded 

Detarded is a word that means retarded but is okay to say in public.
You are so fucking detarded
Detarded by Pch20 May 21, 2018

dartarded 

Dartarded is when someone is retarded but dont actually have a mental illness.
I just got a 46 precent on my test i feel dartarded.
1.whats 10 x 50? 2. 400. 3. what a dartard
dartarded by Braeden92 June 14, 2007

Daytarded 

When you don't recognize a place in the daytime because you've only been there at night, drunk.
"Brendon and I drove down Main Street looking for my car the next morning and we couldn't find it because we didn't recognize anything since we've only been there at night when we were hammered. Total case of Daytardedness"
Daytarded by Absolut Ang April 13, 2010

Detarded 

Mentally restrained
Are you fucking detarded
Detarded by Ricky lafluer October 5, 2021
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I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

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1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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