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Daytarded

When you don't recognize a place in the daytime because you've only been there at night, drunk.
"Brendon and I drove down Main Street looking for my car the next morning and we couldn't find it because we didn't recognize anything since we've only been there at night when we were hammered. Total case of Daytardedness"
by Absolut Ang April 13, 2010
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Dotarded

Adjective used to describe a brash and ill-conceived action with potentially disastrous consequences committed by an individual in a position of great authority, but who is of questionable cognitive faculties.

Though originally from the relatively obscure English literary term "dotard", referring to a senile individual, the term was revived in late 2017 when it was used by North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un to describe US president Donald J Trump.

Alternatively, the term "dotarded" can also be interpreted as a portmanteau of "Donald" and "retarded".
Michael: "I'm not convinced that Donald Trump's foreign policy strategy of out-crazying the world's most brutal and unstable dictators isn't going to work"
Lilly: "You can't be serious. Playing nuclear chicken with Kim Jon Un is f*cking dotarded, and may very well end up causing World War III and the end of humanity as we know it"
Michael: "Yeah. True. I got nothing."
by Gruffalo Soldier September 23, 2017
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gaytarded

The state of being so gay that one becomes retarded or vice versa.
That male stripper over there is so gaytarded!
by Big Black Joe November 16, 2015
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Dubtarded

The act of being obsesed with only dub/dubstep and convinced that all other music is simply "not woblley enough".
Irene wont go to the club with me because they dont play Dubstep." "I know its all she listens to now i think shes Dubtarded
by Snake Plisken Sparkles May 17, 2011
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daytrader

A daytrader is a trader who buys and sells financial instruments (e.g. stocks, options, futures, derivatives, currencies) within the same trading day such that all positions will usually be closed before the market close of the trading day. This trading style is called day trading. Depending on one's trading strategy, it may range from several to hundreds of orders a day.
An institutional daytrader is a trader who works for a financial institution.
A retail daytrader is a trader who works for himself, or in partnership with a few other traders.
An auto trader is the person who performs auto-trading, which stands for automated trading and the use of computer programs and other tools to enter trading orders.
by Kahless November 16, 2010
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Detarded

The act of being so stupid/retarded that it makes one who is retarded a genious.
Jim: "That guy eating dried concrete is detarded."
Joe: "True that."
by Michael Atchison April 27, 2006
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gaytarded

This word can also be used when not even a modicum of political correctness is desired in one's speech. It is an expletive to be held in the bottom of one's bag of tricks and used particularly in emergencies. The professional may garnish with the "F word."
Jill: I hope someday all people will be treated equally and will treat others equally, even those of different races, religions, creeds, colors, shapes and sizes.

Jack: That is the most f*cking gaytarded thing I have ever heard.
by T Man August 22, 2005
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