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To release air out of the penis. (Penis fart)
DOUFING: basically a queef for men.
DOUFING by DOUFING Guy October 8, 2021
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Squire-Dorfing 

To squire about town with your papel dorf.
Jeff: Hey pahps, what are you up to today?

Jarren: Oh nothing, just squire-dorfing with my pahps!
Squire-Dorfing by DORFSQUIRE June 2, 2010
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Rejiggering loan data into a data structure an onboarding entity can consume.
We're dorfing our loans before onboarding them to the servicing system.
Dorfing by WeedFart December 17, 2020
Taking off clothes, equipment, etc.
Practice donning and doffing your equipment.
doffing by CoUrtCoUrt February 1, 2007
Word of the Day on April 21, 2020

Doulingo 

A green bird that will murder/kidnap you or your family if you don’t do the Spanish lessons
You: Doulingo PLEASE give me my family back!

Doulingo: Not until you do the Spanish lessons, or you will never see them! Beg for your life in Spanish.

You:por favor devuélveme a mi familia por favor por favor te suplico
Doulingo by IsThisWorking April 21, 2019
Outercourse performed by parallel and not perpendicular genital motion. Pronounced "dooging".
Seriously, douging is better than dome!

Evan: JUST PUT IT IN! STOP DOUGING!
douging by Zephyrus June 23, 2006
1. When there's this doof, usually named Ryan, that keeps saying stupid things in the context of group texts or social media.

2. When someone (often named Ryan) means to text their significant other a sappy message, but instead sends it to a group text with all their friends.
1. I heard people have started blocking Bryan from that Live Music group text, because he was constantly doofing the threads.

2. Ryan, stop doofing our thread with your lame emoji texts to Nikki!!!
Doofing by Dongknuckle April 18, 2017
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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