Dooging 

shoving a phone up someone's ass and calling it until they orgasm

My girlfriend asked me to start dooging her yesterday

Dooging by TrendySpending March 7, 2024

Dooging 

The act of holding in a diarrhea clump in your anus, and using the pressure to shoot out the hot diarrhea like an overcharged water gun.

Yo bro, I just splashed my hot steamy doog load all over the protesters, it really worked! Thanks for telling me about Dooging.

Dooging by DiarrheaGaming July 16, 2024

Virus Dodging 

A desirable behaviour. Going out of your way to avoid being close to people. In the olden days (prior to the COVID19-era), it would have been seen as rude to cross the street to avoid being close to a person. There was a risk that you’d be perceived as a snob, or as a racist, or intolerant in some way of the person you were avoiding. However, in the COVID19-era and beyond, it is the best thing you can do! And it’s a bonus that no one can accuse you of being rude.

I was on my morning walk to keep me sane during the “self-isolation” period when I saw Chatty Cathy walking towards me. I crossed the street. At first, she looked a bit sad but then I hollered “it’s not you, it’s just that I’m virus dodging!”

Virus Dodging by Mandi Harmony March 22, 2020

Guide Dogging 

Guide Dogging is the act of a man holding another man's penis doing urinating at a communal urinal. Double Guide Dogging is the same as above but the penis holder is having his penis held also.

"Dude, guide dog me" "Let's get our Guide Dogging on"

Guide Dogging by Vaughanonymous December 18, 2012

fat dogging 

1) An old phrase dating back to the sixties or seventies that is one-hundred percent real. 'Fat Dogging' has recently gained popularity in the community college scene, where it would totally be acceptable to throw a themed party based around the expression. Trust me, I'm a doctor.

2) The new dance craze sweeping the nation.

1 - "I'm going to be fat dogging for midterms all afternoon!"

"Hey, I've heard that expression before!"

"You're right Kevin! I can say it all day without it reminding me of bears in any way!

2 - "There's a brand new dance

Based on an old phrase.

It's called the fat dog and it will amaze.

You've heard this expression

Your entire life.

It's not made up, It's not made up!"

fat dogging by Dr. Ian Duncan February 2, 2014

bird dogging 

To hound or pursue something or someone with a usually malicious intent.

Derived from the use of a bird dog to hunt game.

Apparently mistaken by millennials as a slang hybrid of 'bird' being female, and 'dogging' being the act of cuckolding or sharing of one's wife willingly or unwillingly, whilst obviously overlooking the actual normal every day meaning of the term to the point it irritated me to make a bloody account on here to set things straight. So upvote this definition so these low life tweens can at least use the term correctly.

"You've been bird dogging this town for a while now, they wouldn't mind a corpse of you." - Mal, Firefly

bird dogging by asdfsdggfgfdgdgdafgherhreaaerh April 13, 2016

Dry Dogging

The act of masturbating (generally males) without the use of any form of lubrication. Most men who "dry dog" rely on loose skin to allow their hand to easily move up and down.

"You'll never believe what just happened!"
"What happened?"
"I caught Conner dry dogging it up in his room!"

Dry Dogging by Ethan_bigsnake June 26, 2014