doofington

the evolution of a doof is a doofington which means an ultimate doof

You are such a doofington

doofington by doofington June 10, 2018

Mr.Boofington 

When a man gets so high that he calls 911 on himself

911: hi what is your emergency
Asian dude: hi, I’m high and need to get un high
*911 to officer* we’ve got a Mr.Boofington

Mr.Boofington by PullTheTriggaFigga September 21, 2018

Doddington 

Doddington is located inbetween the inbred town of Chatteris and the cat loving society of Wimblington. It has a hospital which works less days than a man on the doll from Manchester and is most famous for the fact that the only pubs in the village are 20 feet apart. In the centre of the village is a clocktower built in 1897 in commemoration of the Diamond Jubilee of Queen Victoria, which when drink driving home from the two pubs is a pain in the arse to miss. The inhabitants love a good moan which includes how much Doddington is a shit-hole and want to move yet are sucked in to stay because its boredom is enjoyable and they're miserable bastards. It is most famous for the fact that the only pubs in the village are 20 feet apart. It also has one shop which sells goods cheaper than Wimblington's making it a bargain for the locals and one less thing to moan about.

'I like imbreds and cats, I think I may move to Doddington.'

Pascal: 'Hey Jimmy, did your mum find a house to move to?'
Jimmy: 'Nope, we decided to stay here because we love a good moan.'

Doddington by CLACALAL November 2, 2011

Duffington 

There is an urban legend, of a powerful rage, that awakens inside the human soul. There is someone named Duff, and inside him lays rage incarnate. When the rage boils to the surface, he transforms into Duffington. Duffington is a dark entity that revels in the night and looks for unsuspecting victims to slaughter. It is impossible to know when he is coming for you and impossible for anyone to track him, as he glides over the ground and melds into shadows. The last thing victims ever hear is a small cackle before their throat is slit.

Joe: What a nice night!
<sees a dark figure approaching swiftly>
Joe: Hey! Who are-
<SLICE>

Duffington by Phil Vargas April 21, 2005

Donington 

The best or one of the best places to hold a concert or musical event. Where all the best bands play (AC/DC, Metallica, Iron Maiden). Holds 1 Million + people ; Castle Donington, England.

AC/DC: Live at Donington

Donington by Mike Kish January 20, 2005

Donington 

A place in England, Donington is a race circuit. The circuit regularly hosts motor racing events, and occasionally help a Formula One race in the nineties.
donington now holds evens such as British Superbikes, British touring cars and, many other forms of racing.

Donington also plays host to some of the bigggest concerts and festivals ever, Monsters Of Rock, AC/DC: Live at donington, and more recently the Download Festrival, which last year played host to a historic Metallica show, where Joey Jordison from Slipknot and Dave lombardo from Slayer stood in for their ill drummer, Lars Ulrich.

I'm was front row for metallica at download 2004, classic show.

Donington by Rockmunky February 19, 2005

dorrington 

A man with Small hands. Evolved due to Dan Dorrington's small hands which make the rest of his body look big.

Yea yea yea, he's got Dorrington hands.

dorrington by Rubber1 August 20, 2007