DNAIDS 

DNAIDS is what you get after taking the COVID vaccine. It goes into your DNA, then gives you aids as it contains a small sample of sperm.

Guy 1: Hey guys, I just got my first dose of the COVID-19 vaccination!
Guy 2: Oh no! Now you have DNAIDS, dumbass.

DNAIDS by BidensLaptop April 6, 2022

DNAise

/dee-en-ayz/ n. A freshly ejaculated load of gooey, viable semen, especially one from a highly coveted suitor. Derives its name from the acronym DNA and the word "mayonnaise."

Damn, that Latino boy at the sandwich shop was so hot, I hope he'll reward me with a generous mouthful of DNAise when he cums in my mouth later.

DNAise by Matt*ee September 19, 2009

two daids 

A type of aids that you can only get for two days. The cure was found in 2011 by a student science club, called Aids 2.

That kid Joey was out sick with two daids.

two daids by trashemail December 2, 2011

Daids 

Downsyndrome and A.I.D.S combined.

I walked up to a kid that looks like he had downsyndrome and I said hey you must have daids.

Daids by Alex Lambros May 4, 2006

DAIDS 

The Original strand of A.I.D.S. brought to and spread around the continental United States by Denise. Beware- There is no know cure other than cutting your dick off.

I heard you messed around with Jim, if thats true, you should get tested, I heard he has 3rd generation DAIDS

DAIDS by An Extremely Concerned Party January 15, 2008

DAIDS 

Super painful dick aids were you have no choice to cut off your own dick which turns brown without chopping it off

Wow u have daids

DAIDS by Metallicsum6 September 21, 2017

Draids 

- adjective
1.Being in a temporary state in which one's physical and mental faculties are extremely impaired by an excess of alcoholic drinks; intoxicated to the utmost extent.

2. Immensely overcome by alcohol.

3. "Drunk as Aids"

Example 1:
Person 1: "What did you do last night?"

Person 2: "Oh my god. I woke up with vom in my hair and my shirt on backwards in some random man's bed. I don't remember anything! I WAS SO DRAIDS!"

Example 2:
"I'm getting SO SO DRAIDS tonight!
whoooooo oooooooo OOOOOOOOOO oooooo oooooooh!"

Draids by Erica Gurly Paige Court & Alex December 17, 2008