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The Original strand of A.I.D.S. brought to and spread around the continental United States by Denise. Beware- There is no know cure other than cutting your dick off.
I heard you messed around with Jim, if thats true, you should get tested, I heard he has 3rd generation DAIDS
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Super painful dick aids were you have no choice to cut off your own dick which turns brown without chopping it off
Wow u have daids
DAIDS by Metallicsum6 September 21, 2017

two daids 

A type of aids that you can only get for two days. The cure was found in 2011 by a student science club, called Aids 2.
That kid Joey was out sick with two daids.
two daids by trashemail December 2, 2011
A word used to describe the sound of punches, kicks, or other physical violence.

Primarily used in reference to metal and hardcore scenes, but can be applied to any instance in which punches, kicks and physical violence occurs.
He took two hits to the face, daish daish, then he was out like a light. Sweet chin music, baby.
DAISH by MOSHZADDY January 8, 2023
Barnacle SCUM, CERTIFIED basement dweller, anime pro, classroom sleeper PRO, master procrastinator, WOKE Koala, lazy yt animator.
Quit being such a Daidus and put your squid away from Ika Musume!
Daidus by DisturbinDan April 23, 2019
Daisha is that one girl from your friends that is funniest and prettiest. she goods around a lot but when you take stuff personal she get serious. Daisha May be sweet but she will beat a bitch ass if she needs to. Daisha keeps to her self. Sometimes daishas lose fights but usually wins. Daishas are devilish sometimes . They can be cruel and sarcastic. They always end up being slim thick
Bully: your so ugly
Daisha: I'm not your mother. next time you should speak to her instead. Do it look like I birthed a fat egg roll out of my vagina?!
Daisha by BabyLaiii September 24, 2018
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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