Draids 

- adjective
1.Being in a temporary state in which one's physical and mental faculties are extremely impaired by an excess of alcoholic drinks; intoxicated to the utmost extent.

2. Immensely overcome by alcohol.

3. "Drunk as Aids"

Example 1:
Person 1: "What did you do last night?"

Person 2: "Oh my god. I woke up with vom in my hair and my shirt on backwards in some random man's bed. I don't remember anything! I WAS SO DRAIDS!"

Example 2:
"I'm getting SO SO DRAIDS tonight!
whoooooo oooooooo OOOOOOOOOO oooooo oooooooh!"

Draids by Erica Gurly Paige Court & Alex December 17, 2008

Dreaids 

Unlucky, cursed, someone who has a lot of bad things happen to them. Someone with bad luck.

He's got dreaids
Keep away I don't wanna catch dreaids

Dreaids by Nekket January 5, 2012

the storm drains 

a southern california rock band. formed in the garages of the band members in 2006. members are chris, marc, and taylor. their influences and sounds range from 60's rock to kick-ass punk.

jimi: you wanna go see the storm drains tonight?
joe: hell yeah, those guys fuckin rock!

the storm drains by the storm drains February 21, 2009

dfjg'draisutgqjegoij 

of German origin, meaning too cool to be true

Dude, you're beyond dfjg'draisutgqjegoij

dfjg'draisutgqjegoij by Dude-y Booty May 24, 2018

these aren't the droids you're looking for 

A sarcastic phrase used to inform someone they are pursuing the wrong course of thought/action or barking up the wrong tree.

Comes from Obi-Wan Kenobi's use of an old Jedi mind trick on Stormtroopers in Star Wars Episode IV in order to help them avoid Imperial entanglements.

Homeboy: "Man, why can't I get in da club tonight, yo?!"

Bouncer: "Holmes, these aren't the droids you're looking for wit'cha pants on da ground. You gon' have to hang elsewhere tonight with that attire."

these aren't the droids you're looking for by dookeyboy January 21, 2011

drainsicle 

The three foot clog of hair you pull out of the shower. Mainly consisting of your girlfriends hair, conditioner, urine, sloughed off skin cells, blood sweat and tears, mixed with lots of your sweat piss and smegma. And top coated with lots of semen and spermatozoa.

What the fuck is that in the shower, a homeless mans dread? No honey, I cleaned the slow draining tub from the big ole drainsicle you've been nurturing.

drainsicle by MrCrowdControl June 10, 2019

two daids 

A type of aids that you can only get for two days. The cure was found in 2011 by a student science club, called Aids 2.

That kid Joey was out sick with two daids.

two daids by trashemail December 2, 2011