DILW 

Dog I'd Like (to) Wank.

"hey look at that DILW across the street"

DILW by Andrew Davis (A.K.A bsrboy) August 22, 2006

dilwipe 

A combination of "dildo" and "asswipe." A handy abbreviation if you want to call someone both names but are too lazy to use both words.

Guy A: "Hey, look! I'm getting ready to stick my junk into the electrical outlet!"
Guy B: "Don't do that, you dilwipe!"

dilwipe by dentar February 20, 2011

dilwacker 

a douche bag; a fake; an arrogant yet stupid slob; a user/abuser of people or things; a synthetic penis; a jerk.

That guy from Janesville is such a dilwacker! That's the last time I'll let him date my daughter!

dilwacker by thingoneandthingtwo November 5, 2012

Dilworth 7

A terrorist group that works in the Fallowfield area of Manchester. Key attributes of the offenses committed by the group include; underwear attached to the ceiling, cling film interior design and aluminum decor, suspicious messages, ransom notes and a threatening ultimatum.

Girl: I can't believe I got Dilworthed last night.
Boy: Pissed..must of been the Dilworth 7.

Girl: I forgot to lock my room tonight.
Boy: Oh, you soo gonna get Dilworthed.

Dilworth 7 by chesnutcourt February 10, 2012

dilwonk 

An invented insult word that sounds bad but isn't.

I can't believe my husband has such a dilwonk for a best friend.

dilwonk by Joe & Buzz January 19, 2011

dilweed 

a person that is annoying, possibly a dork, but definately not your friend. You despise them.

That dilweed wouldn't shut up during the entire movie. My cousing is a freaking harry potter loving dilweed.

dilweed by jeremy sandifer February 15, 2009

dilwyn

A small, greasy muppet who looks like he has been hit by a frying pan. Commonly found licking ritchardsons rim!

GET THAT dilwyn AWAY FROM ME

dilwyn by Idontknowwhyareyouaskingme April 20, 2014