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(Noun) Any object that cannot under any circumstances be considered a dildo.
Guy 1: "Hey man can she use that as a dildo?"
Guy 2: "Considering that it's sawblade, I'm going to have to say that it's a dildano.
dildano by Legolas10100 May 7, 2020
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Dilwan Dilwank Dilan dillan dilano dilani dilana dilanja Dilawan Dillanger

dilwacker 

a douche bag; a fake; an arrogant yet stupid slob; a user/abuser of people or things; a synthetic penis; a jerk.
That guy from Janesville is such a dilwacker! That's the last time I'll let him date my daughter!
dilwacker by thingoneandthingtwo November 5, 2012
a, book written 1000 years ago, that contains some of the finest ethical and moral teachings known to man
Jack: Y'know, Bob is such a hawili, I'm telling ya!
John: The Diwan says in Chapter 7 "Do not say the word 'hawili' lest you shall eat dry bread."
Jack: Oh no! I'm sorry for what I did...
Diwan by Galinial December 1, 2020

diwanshu 

Awesome great loyal always has your back will do anything for his friends and family
Diwanshu is another name for a lion and being loyal
diwanshu by dsingh June 19, 2017

Slang Dildangin' 

A process inspired by the accurately named "Slang Dangin'" this process requires the aid of a plastic paynus substitute otherwise known as a "dildo." The difference of this is that two females are involved in said phenomenon where one female using a sexual aid device will then assault the delicate lady parts of a girl who is about to become one Slang Dildangin' less innocent. If preformed properly escape is not possible due to paralysis from the waist down.
Guyface: Did you hear ashley cant walk?
Girlface: yea! her and breadquanda were Slang Dildangin' last night!
Guyface: poor ashley!
Slang Dildangin' by TheInfamousKiDd November 14, 2014
Dilan has the most beautiful personality you can find, she has natural beauty that no one can replace, Dilan can play hard to get when it comes to relationships, and if she has a crush on someone all she will think about is that special person, she definitely has a few secret admirers, Dilan tends to fall in love with her bestfriend, she is the most loyal girl out there she can keep not only secrets but she can also keeps friendships , if someone does her dirty she might put on a smile but deep down shes hurting , if someone assumes things that arent true then good luck because shes gonna tell you things you do not want to hear, Dilan can be seen as having a big ass , beautiful, nice hair , funny personality, if you have Dilan as your bestfriend then you are one lucky human
Person 1: Dilan has the most beautiful hair and face

Person 2: Thats why im in love with her!
Dilan by Snapchattt00 February 26, 2018