dilwonk

An invented insult word that sounds bad but isn't.

I can't believe my husband has such a dilwonk for a best friend.

by Joe & Buzz January 19, 2011

Dildonkulous

/'dildōnkyələs/ Adjective: WAYYY beyond ridiculous and ridonkulous. This echelon of absurdity can only be associated with dildos.

Stacy: Can you believe Adam didn't reply to my texts last night?

Rebecca: No way! I can't -

A dildo swoops through the air, slaps Rebecca forcefully on the cheek and flies away.

Rebecca: Oh my god, what was that?

Stacy: I don't know, girl. That was dildonkulous!

by JulianoBodega October 31, 2012

delwonk

To grab another person from the back of the head and slam their face on the edge of an object. Like a shelf, table edge, or protruding ledge of some sort.

Person1: "Did you hear about the fight today?"

Person2: "Yeah I heard the Brad delwonked some guy off a bookshelf then a table."

by Reco Enslava February 20, 2009

Delwonk

Pounding of someone's face off the edge of a large object, such as a table. Usually done forcefully after a long argument regarding significant others and cheating.

Ben: Dude! Did you hear Balbs got delwonked?

Gary: Yeah, what's up with that?

Ben: Well I guess she was cheating on Chris and he found out, so he delwonked her off the table.

by Legen February 10, 2009

Delwonk

The act of grabbing a person by the back of the head and slamming their face into a shelf, table edge, or other protruding object.

Person 1: Did you hear about the fight yesterday?

Person 2: Yeah, I heard Brad delwonked Mike into the back of a chair.

by Ben and Gary's Ice Cream February 20, 2009

Dildonk

Used to describe a person who is just the absolute worst.

Chad: Aeryn is an absolute Dildonk
Courtney: I know right? Such a quank

by i_only_suck_fat_dick October 5, 2018

Dilwank

a variation of "dilweed"

"you are a dilwank"

by yonskii June 30, 2009