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1. A dunderpate; a clueless moron, an idiot sans village. Beyond being moronic, the individual carries a degree of ignorant haughtiness that begs that they be summarily bitchslapped.
2. Pretentious jerk
That dilwad in the BMW just cut me off and flashed his lights at the other BMW driving the opposite direction.
dilwad by J-meister May 14, 2004
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Someone that lacks so much intelligence that they do not realize how ridiculously they are behaving. A straight up moron. An imbecile.
"Remember when John drank all those beers last night and started harassing Katie?"

"Yeah, he was acting like a complete dillwad."
dillwad by svensson doitzelkaiser November 4, 2014
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dilwacker 

a douche bag; a fake; an arrogant yet stupid slob; a user/abuser of people or things; a synthetic penis; a jerk.
That guy from Janesville is such a dilwacker! That's the last time I'll let him date my daughter!
dilwacker by thingoneandthingtwo November 5, 2012

dilladome 

1. Getting incredibly hyphy/dummy with you homies.
2. When ridding on the yellow buss for long amounts of time many people get carsick. this sickness is referred to as dilladome.
3. Getting Wasted/Stoned to the point where you get thizz face.
4. also another another world that represents cannabis. example "Lets smoke dat sweet dilladome."
"Yo, me and the home boys are going to get dilladome tonight, with some chica bitches."
"fool, we should get dilladome!"
"lets blaze up dat dilladome!"
dilladome by Dr. Dummie May 11, 2008

Dilladongo 

Creepy foreign man-boy who works on a Cruise ship.
Dude, I went to my cabin and when I walked in this Dilladongo was trying on my underwear.
Dilladongo by MMuffkin September 23, 2009
A metaphorical tornado of dildos. A juggernaut force that descends from the sky to fuck everything in its path. Refers to anything that is going to fuck the world of one or many, i.e., difficult exams, etc.
That biochemistry midterm is going to be a real dilnado.
Dilnado by habitualscholar October 12, 2014
1. someone of no intelligence whatsoever
2. someone without skillage
3. someone who has no major role in society
1. You don't know what the equilibriam of a two sided square witha length of x times the square root of pi to the eighth degree of radical 7 is? DIMWAD!

2. You are a dimwad.

3. That hobo on the street is such a dimwad.
dimwad by k-wang August 4, 2007
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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