dilwad

1. A dunderpate; a clueless moron, an idiot sans village. Beyond being moronic, the individual carries a degree of ignorant haughtiness that begs that they be summarily bitchslapped.
2. Pretentious jerk

That dilwad in the BMW just cut me off and flashed his lights at the other BMW driving the opposite direction.

by J-meister May 14, 2004

dillwad

Someone that lacks so much intelligence that they do not realize how ridiculously they are behaving. A straight up moron. An imbecile.

"Remember when John drank all those beers last night and started harassing Katie?"

"Yeah, he was acting like a complete dillwad."

by svensson doitzelkaiser November 4, 2014

dilwacker

a douche bag; a fake; an arrogant yet stupid slob; a user/abuser of people or things; a synthetic penis; a jerk.

That guy from Janesville is such a dilwacker! That's the last time I'll let him date my daughter!

by thingoneandthingtwo November 5, 2012

dilladome

1. Getting incredibly hyphy/dummy with you homies.
2. When ridding on the yellow buss for long amounts of time many people get carsick. this sickness is referred to as dilladome.
3. Getting Wasted/Stoned to the point where you get thizz face.
4. also another another world that represents cannabis. example "Lets smoke dat sweet dilladome."

"Yo, me and the home boys are going to get dilladome tonight, with some chica bitches."
"fool, we should get dilladome!"
"lets blaze up dat dilladome!"

by Dr. Dummie May 11, 2008

Dilladongo

Creepy foreign man-boy who works on a Cruise ship.

Dude, I went to my cabin and when I walked in this Dilladongo was trying on my underwear.

by MMuffkin September 23, 2009

Dilnado

A metaphorical tornado of dildos. A juggernaut force that descends from the sky to fuck everything in its path. Refers to anything that is going to fuck the world of one or many, i.e., difficult exams, etc.

That biochemistry midterm is going to be a real dilnado.

by habitualscholar October 12, 2014

dipwad

A Person Who Lacks Intellect (a dumbass)

"hey Aaron isnt matt a dipwad"

by LittleKahn December 22, 2003