DILFR 

Daughter i’d like to fuck respectfully.

“Yo, that woman’s got a DILFR!”

DILFR by zxqnl May 1, 2021

dilfbur 

The name given to a character on the DreamSMP, known as "Wilbur" or "Revivebur" after being revived by Dream.
He has been since renamed to "Dilfbur" as a joke by multiple fans.

Person 1: "Hey! Did you hear that Wilbur got revived on the DreamSMP?"
Person 2: "Oh, yeah! You mean Dilfbur?"
Person 1: "...What?"

dilfbur by Oh God, Not Urban. May 5, 2021

dilprit 

a beautiful indian girl, with gorgeous eyes. always tells it like it is. is unique, and hard to find. if you have a dilprit in your life, you are one lucky bitch.

wow dude, you found a dilprit? lucky bastard

dilprit by tootts March 5, 2013

Dilrod 

A gigantic dildo. Also used as an insult to refer to a person that is being a shit for brains dumb fuck.

Charles forgot his login password again. What a fucking dilrod!

Dilrod by Panda Dixpress May 29, 2018

DILF 

An acronym for "Dad I'd Like to F***". A dilf is any man (typically between the ages of 30-50) who is incredibly attractive and has kids. They are usually really cut, from activities such as pushing strollers, giving piggyback rides, and intense trips to the local park or Disney World. They also have a killer smile and sense of childlike joy, because they play with their kids all the time. Unfortunately, getting with them is hard, as they are typically very faithful to their wife (see MILF).

Girl #1: Did you see that guy with the stroller over there? He's a total dilf!
Girl #2: Yeah, but don't go up and flirt with him. That woman with him is probably his wife.

DILF by letmefangirlawhile August 2, 2013

Dilcrammer 

An insult. One who crams dildos into themself or others to the point of deserving ridicule.

I dread eating there-- Those dilcrammers always mess up my order.

Some dilcrammer stole my lunch.

That dilcrammer just cut those people in line.

Dilcrammer by 1814beowulf December 21, 2010

dilfication 

The process of becoming a DILF or DILF-like. Is not limited to literal fathers, applicable to any man as long as they are grown adults who have shown immense physical maturation and acted as a paternal figure within that period.

Girl 1: Did you notice the dilfication of Qian Kun these past two years?
Girl 2: Yeah! Taking care of WayV really made him glow.

dilfication by itwasforthepeople October 14, 2020