“Yo, that woman’s got a DILFR!”
by zxqnl May 1, 2021
Get the DILFR mug.The name given to a character on the DreamSMP, known as "Wilbur" or "Revivebur" after being revived by Dream.
He has been since renamed to "Dilfbur" as a joke by multiple fans.
He has been since renamed to "Dilfbur" as a joke by multiple fans.
Person 1: "Hey! Did you hear that Wilbur got revived on the DreamSMP?"
Person 2: "Oh, yeah! You mean Dilfbur?"
Person 1: "...What?"
Person 2: "Oh, yeah! You mean Dilfbur?"
Person 1: "...What?"
by Oh God, Not Urban. May 5, 2021
Get the dilfbur mug.a beautiful indian girl, with gorgeous eyes. always tells it like it is. is unique, and hard to find. if you have a dilprit in your life, you are one lucky bitch.
by tootts March 5, 2013
Get the dilprit mug.A gigantic dildo. Also used as an insult to refer to a person that is being a shit for brains dumb fuck.
by Panda Dixpress May 29, 2018
Get the Dilrod mug.An acronym for "Dad I'd Like to F***". A dilf is any man (typically between the ages of 30-50) who is incredibly attractive and has kids. They are usually really cut, from activities such as pushing strollers, giving piggyback rides, and intense trips to the local park or Disney World. They also have a killer smile and sense of childlike joy, because they play with their kids all the time. Unfortunately, getting with them is hard, as they are typically very faithful to their wife (see MILF).
Girl #1: Did you see that guy with the stroller over there? He's a total dilf!
Girl #2: Yeah, but don't go up and flirt with him. That woman with him is probably his wife.
Girl #2: Yeah, but don't go up and flirt with him. That woman with him is probably his wife.
by letmefangirlawhile August 2, 2013
Get the DILF mug.I dread eating there-- Those dilcrammers always mess up my order.
Some dilcrammer stole my lunch.
That dilcrammer just cut those people in line.
Some dilcrammer stole my lunch.
That dilcrammer just cut those people in line.
by 1814beowulf December 21, 2010
Get the Dilcrammer mug.The process of becoming a DILF or DILF-like. Is not limited to literal fathers, applicable to any man as long as they are grown adults who have shown immense physical maturation and acted as a paternal figure within that period.
Girl 1: Did you notice the dilfication of Qian Kun these past two years?
Girl 2: Yeah! Taking care of WayV really made him glow.
Girl 2: Yeah! Taking care of WayV really made him glow.
by itwasforthepeople October 14, 2020
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