dilfism

a heartbreaking disease in which you only experience attraction to men too old for you e.g jim hopper or obi wan kenobi (specifically in his series)

i have a serious case of dilfism, i have a crush on obi wan kenobi

dilfism by i like men three times my age June 1, 2022

DILFism

1st Definition: The theory surrounding the proper classification of a man as a "DILF".
2nd Definition: A disease which alters the mind into finding men over the age of 38 attractive.

Commonly found in young adults, DILFism affects one's perception of a "hot person". To classify someone as a DILF, they must meet the three requirements of a) having children, b) being over the age of 38, and/or c) having played OR been a father.

Symptoms of DILFism include:
- "simping" or feeling a sensation of ovulation when presented with an attractive older man
- strong romantic and/or sexual feelings towards men that a) have children, b) are over the age of 38, or c) have played a dad in a movie, TV show, Grammarly commercial, etc.
- finding geriatric or men over the age of 38 attractive
- creating a worshipping site for a man classified as a "DILF"
- and much, much, MUCH more

Person A: "Damn, Jon Bernthal is so fine, he puts me in heat"

Person B: "I think you suffer from 'DILFism'"

Person A: "Why do you say that"

Person B: "Because you are simping over a 46 year-old man"

Person A: "You're right! I am suffering from DILFism"

DILFism by anonymous December 31, 2022

dilfism

the practice of simping over old men who look married and rich

“bruh zoe simps over like,, 5 of her friends’ dads.....”
“it’s called dilfism dumbass!! anyways,, any of you want a stepmom?”

dilfism by kurapikers February 1, 2021

dilfism

religion worshipping the dilfs President Snow, Samuel L Jackson, Will Farrell, and Leonardo DiCaprio. It is a sin to be pigeon toed.

People who practice dilfism are often shamed by rotc members in wheelchairs.

dilfism by bigboisav January 7, 2020

Dilfism

a deathly disease that affects most women. standing for a dad i want to fuck. in which you only like men over the age of 40. e.g cillian murphy, leonardo decaprio etc

“I have a deathly case of dilfism. i am in love with Cillian Murphy”

Dilfism by men twice my age 😍 September 10, 2023