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Disc golfing
The boys and I are dilfing.
dilfing by 69dilfer July 26, 2019
using hot middle-aged men to make people with daddy issues watch your content
marvel is dilfing in wandavision to get more views
dilfing by Savixrs May 7, 2021
Looking for a dilfs in your local dilfing area.
Dilfing in your local area
Dilfing by anonymous January 27, 2022
DogDad I’d Like to FuckFranklin
Oh I see DILFing looking good
DILFing by Babewiththepwr April 24, 2023

Dumpster Dilfing 

Going to a trashy place, like Walmart, and looking/finding/seeing a dad you'd like to fuck.
I was bored so I went dumpster dilfing last night.
Dumpster Dilfing by Blondie13 January 23, 2009

Dilinglashlong

A German sword from the dark ages shaped like a phallus and colored bright pink. Still used in modern times, but not as commonly.
Person A: Hey, man. Did you see Jim's dilinglashlong last week?
Person B: Yeah, it was pretty tiny. Dissapointing.
Person A: I agree. Mine's much better.
Dilinglashlong by matBobross June 17, 2018
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026
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