Dilfred

1. In homage to the hit TV show Wilfred,
This is the name given to a person when you’re high as balls and they look like a cat.
As W is 4 letters from the end of the alphabet and a dog. The other end of the spectrum for a cat, 4 letters from the beginning, D.

2. Can also be used instead of calling someone a ‘Pussy’.

1. Person 1: ‘‘Dude, look at that weird fuck! He’s got whiskers and looks like a fuckin’ cat!’’

Person 2: ‘‘Holy shit! He’s a proper Dilfred!’’
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2. Person 1: ‘‘Stop being such a Dilfred’’

by BDTman October 27, 2021

Dilared

When an individual attends an event with the initial intent of not drinking too much, but one thing leads to another and they end up being the most drunk at the gathering.

Dude, she said she had class so she wasn't drinking much but last time i saw her she had fallen into the garden. Totally dilared it.

by muEngie February 23, 2011

Dilfed

To feel the wrath of Trent Dilfer in an NFL Game. A Dilfing may be either positive or negative, nobody really knows. The Ravens got Dilfed in 2000 when they won the Super Bowl. However, many teams including the Seahawks and 49ers have been Dilfed as well.

Dude, the Patriots totally got Dilfed by the Giants last year.

by Jihad Jimmy January 10, 2009

dilfed

getting sent a picture of dilfs (dads i’d like to f*ck). similar to rickrolling

“my friend sydney sent me a picture of both daniel bruhl and chris evans”
“dude... you got dilfed”

by mytearsricochetedupmyass April 29, 2021

Dilferd

Dilferd can be one of the most annoying people you'll ever meet, but at the end of the day you wouldn't trade him for anything. You can talk to dilferd about everything and you will know all of eachothers secrets. Dilferd secretly likes a person for months without the person knowing. Get yourself a dilferd.

Person: did you know dilferd liked Allie for 4.5 months?
Other person: classic dilferd

by Ilovefil May 29, 2017

dalfred

handsome and humble

That Barack Obama, he's so Dalfred.

by Dalfred November 22, 2019

dalfredo

Dalfredo is really intelligent and he likes the ultimate fight. He will never help you with the thermostat. He gets upset when hungry and he dances like the macho man he is. He is very sexy

You need help? Don't call Dalfredo

by Eve Gs November 23, 2021