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DICKLIST 

Verb/Noun

Verb: To have as little contact as possible with someone on social media or in real life because they are a complete dick, but you don't want to unfriend or unfollow them because they know someone or something you need access to.

Noun: A list of people you've dicklisted
Bill is such a moron, but he's tight with that hot chick Sally, guess i'll just dicklist him
Yeah, Bill is def going on my Dicklist.
DICKLIST by CaliforniaYankee88 April 18, 2018
Words you can keep

dicklister 

gucci belt on when im fucking my sister, she dont call me brother she me mr dicklister.
dicklister by daddykelvin January 24, 2019
Related Words
noun: a person who believes certain penis sizes are superior to others

adjective: having the belief that certain penis sizes are superior to others
Mary will only sleep with guys who are packing at least 8 inches. She's dickist.
dickist by missoldskool May 25, 2016
The ultimate insult surpassing any other insult derived from body parts and/or objects inserted into or used on body parts for various purposes, such as "douchebag" "asshole" or "cunt bucket" There is nothing more degrading than being called the accumulation of underwear fuzz, sweat, urine, pre-ejactulatory fluid, and pubic hair on the tip of someones dick.
"Fuck off you fucking dicklint!"

person A: "you're a skank ass whore!"

person B " well you're a shitty dicklint!"
Dicklint by Babakism January 19, 2010
Term sometimes used to refer to a wordtransman/word's clitoris.
dicklit by alice November 7, 2003

Dicklish 

The way one speaks with a dick in their mouth.
I need a good bitch no rip no bot. she gotta be hood rich gettin money on the block. but she a freak, she go down like a drop. she only speak dicklish, her mouth full of cock.
Dicklish by oakkdigg3r September 24, 2009
A real or imaginary list containing the names of people who have put you in a bind or just piss you off to an infinite degree.

Ann screwed me over at the meeting: she’s earned a slot on my dick-list

A pancake breakfast is the place where you are guaranteed to make someones dick-list!
Dick-List by Otis O February 2, 2009
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