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Dickfish 

The act of sending a false dick pic that is bigger and less ugly than your own, with the goal of impressing a girl and hoping she doesn't notice the difference.
Juhi, he totally dickfished me! It was definitely not the same dick from the pictures!
Dickfish by Seth G. June 19, 2017

Dickfished 

When someone is catfished with a dick pic. See catfish.
Much to Lily's surprise, Adam's actual penis looked nothing like the one in the picture that had texted to her. The one in the picture clearly belonged to Jamal. To her chagrin, Lily had been dickfished.
Dickfished by Marco the Great October 26, 2013

dickfest 

An unfortunate event or party in which the majority of the participants present are only that of the male gender.
The scene: Usually at your boy's party.
"Dawg, this is a mothafuckin' dickfest. Let's jet..."
dickfest by Tate Donavan November 14, 2003

dicklister 

gucci belt on when im fucking my sister, she dont call me brother she me mr dicklister.
dicklister by daddykelvin January 24, 2019

dickfast 

The meal that comes between Dinner and Breakfast. Brunch is the meal between Breakfast and Lunch. Since Breakfast comes first, it is used as the first part of the word and since lunch comes second, it is used as the second part of the word.
We closed down Anna's Caddyshack so we got cheesesticks for dickfast.

dickfish 

Slang term for blonde catfish usually caught in the Sacramento River Delta. These catfish are usually the size of a nice penis.
"Did you catch anything?"

"Nah, just a half-dozen dickfish."
dickfish by King Festus December 4, 2005