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dickfisted 

To be wronged in such a way that it can't be undone. Usually through trickery or petty abuse of authority.
After I moved into the house heard the loud neighbors, I knew I'd been dickfisted.

When the boss called me into his office about the missing report, I knew my supervisor had dickfisted me.

I decided not to fight the ticket knowing that if I went to court, I'd just get dickfisted anyway...
dickfisted by Nuggets McGee August 10, 2006
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Dickfished 

When someone is catfished with a dick pic. See catfish.
Much to Lily's surprise, Adam's actual penis looked nothing like the one in the picture that had texted to her. The one in the picture clearly belonged to Jamal. To her chagrin, Lily had been dickfished.
Dickfished by Marco the Great October 26, 2013

dicklister 

gucci belt on when im fucking my sister, she dont call me brother she me mr dicklister.
dicklister by daddykelvin January 24, 2019

Dicktised 

The use of graffiti to deface an object with pictures of penises. usually multiple pictures of various shapes and sizes.
"Ah bladdy hell, who dicktised my locker?"

"wow look at the size of that one"
Dicktised by twinkle k March 14, 2009
I can't wait to go out tonight, I'm so dickcited!
dickcited by Tizzle Bone April 18, 2017

Dickfished 

A more extreme version of 'catfishing' by either sending dick pics that are not your own, or could be outrageously misleading based on the angles
He said it was 9inches, but I definitely got DICKFISHED!
Dickfished by Le_mobi June 13, 2017

DickFister 

a derogitory name for some who fists dicks.
Grafton you are such a dickFister!
DickFister by Gibbodahippo February 20, 2009
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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