Dickcist

When someone judges a person's penis based on race.
(Basically racism, but penis version)

Person 1: Did you hear about Mike smashing Erica last night?
Person 2: I heard she said it was the best she ever had.
Person 1: Seriously!? But he's Asian!
Person 2: That's what you get for being dickcist

by boogieman705 July 8, 2016

dicklister

some one with a big dick.

gucci belt on when im fucking my sister, she dont call me brother she me mr dicklister.

by daddykelvin January 24, 2019

dickist

noun: a person who believes certain penis sizes are superior to others

adjective: having the belief that certain penis sizes are superior to others

Mary will only sleep with guys who are packing at least 8 inches. She's dickist.

by missoldskool May 25, 2016

dickcited

Excited for dick

I can't wait to go out tonight, I'm so dickcited!

by Tizzle Bone April 18, 2017

dickpistol

Eargasm's pistol of justice! "Works only once after a quick rub"

To be used with great caution, could cause blindness of the eyes, also if shot too close, may cause skin burns.

Eargasm: Stop making stupid assumptons, I will shoot you with my dickpistol.

Idiot: :

by eargasm August 9, 2009

DickFister

a derogitory name for some who fists dicks.

Grafton you are such a dickFister!

by Gibbodahippo February 20, 2009

Dickfist

Noun
1. An exaggerated expression for describing male genitalia.
Verb
1. The act of applying (with force usually) one's dickfist onto another.

Tachus said that he's gonna dickfist you if you don't follow his orders!

by Aryolo July 27, 2008