5 definitions by CaliforniaYankee88

Punchin' Judy

Female masturbation done without toys or appliances which is spontaneous and unplanned.

I was getting ready to take my girl out the other night, and I walked in on her Punchin' Judy. She said she got bored waiting for me.

by CaliforniaYankee88 May 10, 2018

DICKLIST

Verb/Noun

Verb: To have as little contact as possible with someone on social media or in real life because they are a complete dick, but you don't want to unfriend or unfollow them because they know someone or something you need access to.

Noun: A list of people you've dicklisted

Bill is such a moron, but he's tight with that hot chick Sally, guess i'll just dicklist him
Yeah, Bill is def going on my Dicklist.

by CaliforniaYankee88 July 15, 2017

Kung Pao Queef

Vag that is particularly spicy and vinegary to the taste, hence Kung Pao. Not rank or nasty like bearded clam or fishburger it is still an acquired taste even among cunny connoisseurs.

Bruh, I ate out at Mona's the other night, she got some serious Kung Pao Queef. It was pretty intense, but I had to finish her off, ya know?

by CaliforniaYankee88 May 10, 2018

Sheepocracy

A form of government that is nominally democratic where voters are so easily influenced by TV and social media that its really an oligarchy where who's in charge changes every few years.

The US has turned into such a sheepocracy.

by CaliforniaYankee88 February 10, 2018

Eating at Mona's

Discrete reference to oral sex used in professional or formal social settings, or when you want to say something with a little more class than "eating pussy." Any name may be used, but Mona - as in moan - helps eliminate uncertainty. Variations include 'Dining Out/Eating Out at Mona's' or 'Getting takeout from Mona's.'

BIll (talking to Mike at office staff meeting): Hey, Mike, sorry I missed your call last night, I was eating at Mona's and couldn't get to the phone.

by CaliforniaYankee88 May 10, 2018