Dicklint

The ultimate insult surpassing any other insult derived from body parts and/or objects inserted into or used on body parts for various purposes, such as "douchebag" "asshole" or "cunt bucket" There is nothing more degrading than being called the accumulation of underwear fuzz, sweat, urine, pre-ejactulatory fluid, and pubic hair on the tip of someones dick.

"Fuck off you fucking dicklint!"

person A: "you're a skank ass whore!"

person B " well you're a shitty dicklint!"

by Babakism January 19, 2010

Dicklint

The small fibers that collect on the head of your penis when jacking off under a "fuzzy" blanket.

That blanket you gave me for Christmas gave me quite a bit of dicklint.

by Pierced69 June 9, 2021

Dick Lint

When the tip of your penis has lint from your underwear on it.

"lets Fuck"
"Hold on let me pick of the dick lint on my penis"

by TheMidSizeCheese June 26, 2008

dicklister

some one with a big dick.

gucci belt on when im fucking my sister, she dont call me brother she me mr dicklister.

by daddykelvin January 24, 2019

dickling

one who has a small penis
or baby penis

a baby duck is small so it is a duckling
a baby penis is small so it is a dickling

what an ugly dickling in your ugly goodwill pants

by Monkey Man April 7, 2003

Dicklantern

Noun - a crude dim light used in dark places such as a closet or the driver's seat of a vehicle on long car rides to locate one's belt,zipper,and genitals in order to masturbate. Used when other people are around that you do not want them to know you are masturbating.

Dude, I got so horny on that long car ride that I just had to rub one out. Thank god I had my trusty dicklantern

by Dr.Saltynutz February 18, 2011

Dicklings

The insignificant companions of a dickhead.

Hey Chachi, why don't you and your dicklings get the fuck out of here.

by Frisky J October 30, 2014