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D'jes = yes, in basic terms, said in a spanish/mexican accent...

D'jes (ys)
adv. It is so; as you say or ask. Used to express affirmation, agreement, positive confirmation, or consent. n. pl. D'jes·es

1. An affirmative or consenting reply.
2. An affirmative vote or voter.
tr.v. D'jessed, D'jes·sing, D'jes·es

To give an affirmative reply to.
interj.
Used to express great satisfaction, approval, or happiness.
"Do you like eating at Nando's?"
"D'jes, very much!"

"D'jes, D'jes, and more D'jes!"

"I approve, D'jes, indeed I do!"
D'jes by Noctus May 22, 2008
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U of D Jesuit 

A private, jesuit, college prep high school (one of few) still located in the actual city of Detroit. If you're looking for an ad of this school, check wikipedia.. if you want the real low down keep reading.

U of D draws in kids from the slums of detroit all the way to the rich kids in Grosse Pointe and Bloomfield hills, and everywhere in between.
The kids who go here can pretty much be separated into:

Rich kids: If from Bloomfield Hills, they probably go here because they dont have the humility to go to public school, (Brother rice may as well be included as a public school), want a better education than Notre Dame Prep, don't want to become a shallow (explainably) stereotyped Country day Kid, or cant afford/dont want to pay 20 grand to go to Cranbrook.
If from Grosse Pointe, they probably go to U of D because they want to go to private school, and the only other one in the area is University Liggett, which they probably don't want to pay the 20 grand tuition for either.

Middle Class Suburban kids: scarcest of the bunch. Most of the kids from these areas are either scared of the prospect of a private school in general or more specifically of Detroit in the case of U of D. Range all the way from Canton to Rochester.

Detroiters: AKA the black kids. Surprisingly, most of them arent the athletes, although a good number are, and are on scholarship. A lot of them are legit, and cool to be around then there are the fake ones from nice parts of Detroit that try to fit in and make idiots of themselves doing so. They go here because plain and simply, Detroit Public Schools are garbo.

U of D has more diversity than arguably any school in Michigan, in terms of ethnicity and culture. It hosts one of the finest educations in the state and had 8 national merit semi finalists in 2007.

SPORTS:
The U of D student section is THE MOST spirited in the catholic league. Although the football team went 0-9 in 2007, anyone who went to the games would have seen packed bleachers filled with kids, painted chest and all, screaming and cheering for the life of them.
U of D's best sports are probably basketball, baseball, golf, hockey and the lacrosse team is showing promise.

It (speaking from experience) is the most fun I have ever had in my life. the brotherhood formed between the students is incomparable. CC and Bro Rice hate on U of D, but hey a little jealousy is understandable.
"look how close those guys are... almost like brothers"
"I think they go to U of D Jesuit"
U of D Jesuit by DX09865 January 11, 2008
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To be invoiced by a professional for the smallest of services.
Dude, my lawyer billed me $38 for the time it took him to make a copy.

Dude: "You've been Jesky'd!"
jesky'd by schlubnik January 27, 2009
To achieve something so godly or rare that in your moment of victory you expel the very spirit of Jesus Christ all over your opponent or obstacle.
OMG! Did you SEE that bicycle-kick goal?? That dude totally Jesus'd all over the keeper.
Jesus'd by BlarhgMan February 26, 2009
Getting Jess'd means stating something to a group and being totally ignored by the group. Later another person suggests the very same thing and everyone thinks the suggestion is brilliant. The first person gets none of the credit for the idea.
"I suggested we go to dinner and no one said anything. Jane said we should go to dinner and everyone agreed. I totally got Jess'd."
Jess'd by RunningKathy October 17, 2013
when one indulges in a late night, ill-advised meal, showing complete and total disregard for consequences, including weight gain, physical discomfort, or personal shame.
Oh man, I really Jesse'd last night. Crushed a blueberry pie at like 12:30, and passed right out afterwards. I woke up swollen, with blueberry all over my shirt and face.
Jesse'd by JD Lewis October 11, 2018

Jesus'd  

To have been severely thrashed,damaged, or beaten far beyond the level of necessary punishment. This word is to used in conjunction with the term "eem"; "eem" being a substitution for the pronoun "him/her". Derived from the excruciating beating Jesus received.
KC: Yo, you heard about what happened to Suge?

Keith: Nah, what the fuck happened?

KC: Suge got knocked the fuck out on the Strip in Vegas by some bol.

Keith: I dont believe that shit

KC: For real, bol laid eem the fuck out!

Keith: Damn, he Jesus'd eem!!!
Jesus'd by KC & KC August 18, 2008
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