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jessica dole
jessica dole by camping_chair December 17, 2019
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jessica duncan
jessica duncan is a beautiful person inside and out, she is so trust worthy in every way, she is the kind of girl that once she is in your life, everything has changed and all for the good you wont be able to see your life without her beautiful face in it. she is very independent and shy at times but once you get to know her she is a tottaly differnt person.she is so kind to others and over all probably the best person you will ever meet, her bestfriend is the most luckiest girl in the world cause she has jessica duncan as her bestfriend and if she is smart she will except jessica in everyway possible..because jessica is worth it(:
jessica duncan by the girl with sunflower eyes August 22, 2011
jessica dang
jessica dang is a vietnamese girl lacking sense, genitals and sexiness. you know when a jessica dang is within a 50ft radius as you can smell the putrid aroma of talentless garbage. jessica dangs birthdays normally are on 6th oct thus we recommend all to stay at home as a purge will commence from 6am-6pm (australian eastern standard time)
person 1: what’s that smell of talentless garbage
person 2: oh yh we have a jessica dang in our school
person 2: oh yh we have a jessica dang in our school
jessica dang by ruhg September 29, 2020
Jessica Dover
The baddest bitch you’ll ever meet. A little bit crazy but that’s what makes it fun, super caring but will also turn of her emotions if you hurt her so basically you cannot affect her or even phase her, will make you question your sexuality every now and then. Phatest white girl ass I’ve ever seen in my life. Also knows how to normalise your mental illness which is super cool bc then u don’t overthink every 5 seconds
Jessica Dover by Toddles421 March 23, 2022
Jessica Dohme
Jessica Dohme by _In_Love_ December 19, 2012
jessica dahling
jessica dahling by Jessica Dahling October 16, 2008
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