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When a likeable supporting character is killed off early on in the development of a video game's story, he or she is said to have been "jessied"; especially apt when said character's death is part of a plot device or when his or her continued existence has become inconvenient for the script writer.

A reference to the ill-fated lass Jessie, a supporting character in the uber-popular rpg Final Fantasy 7.
"Sure, the wisecracking imp was a riot, but deep down we all knew that he'd be jessied before the next act."

"She whom cruel fate hath jessied, Urban Dictionary shall make immortal."
jessied by Joshua B. Wright July 6, 2006
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When you get drunk off 1 beer and woke up hungover like our friend Jessie.
jessied by fishingtip March 15, 2019
When America is so great, you have to pay to get oppressed.
Damn bro, I'm running low on victim mentality. Maybe we should get jussied.
jussied by Rustynutzz February 17, 2019

jessie paege

The most wonderful human ever. She makes YouTube videos about Ratatouille and equality.
I Stan Jessie Paege *slams hand on table*

Jessie Godderz

Professional Body Builder from Florida, also The 13th houseguest to be evicted from Big Brother 11, one of the most pathetic, yet addictive TV shows ever, next to Jersey Shore. Hopes to wrestle for WWE someday. Also extremely sexy.
Person 1: Did you watch Big Brother 11 last night?
Person 2: Yes, and Jessie Godderz was evicted. Whats the point in watching now?
Jessie Godderz by shalers. December 14, 2009

Jessielyn 

A very very courageous and pure girl. She gets you into trouble sometimes, but in a very funny way. Is beautiful, patient, and someone you can always depend on. Everybody loves her!
She's always one call away, that Jessielyn!
Jessielyn by benpepsi June 7, 2021

Bad Luck Jessie J 

A meme made about the singer Jessie J. Like Bad Luck Brian. Also a badass mofo.
Bad Luck Jessie J: "Gets taken down like a domino. Breaks leg."

"Jessie J has a lot of bad luck!"
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